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Open Poetry #46

A Special Kind Of Faith

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-06-19 09:11 AM

Pastor Toe and Brother 'Deer'
Were driving way too fast,
Their speed affected mileage,
They soon ran out of gas.

Toerag saw a farmhouse
Not too far up the way,
Balladeer hoped they'd have gas,
So they kneeled and prayed.

The farmer had some gasoline,
But no can to put it in,
He had a well used bedpan,
He'd borrowed from a friend.

They took the fuel up to the car,
And were pouring in the gas,
A Baptist preacher stopped to look
And breathed a heavy gasp.

"I'm not familiar with your beliefs,
But I just have to say,
You have the strongest faith I've seen
In all my preaching days."

[This message has been edited by Toerag (06-19-2010 10:01 AM).]

Amaryllis
Senior Member

since 2010-05-20

Posts 1306
Mi now

1 posted 2010-06-19 10:34 AM

Lol! Too cute! Whenever you read a Toerag poem, you know `urine` for a laugh.. =P sorry lol
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~Amaryllis

latearrival
Member Ascendant

since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

2 posted 2010-06-19 04:57 PM

another good one Toerag, latearrival

Fade
Junior Member

since 2006-03-06

Posts 38
on a (temporall) plane

3 posted 2010-06-19 09:25 PM

hahaha. love it.

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

4 posted 2010-06-22 10:37 AM

Well now..I'm sure 'Deer had to carry the bed pan, him being the most familiar with that sort of thing and all...

Richy
Member Elite

since 2003-05-03

Posts 3050

5 posted 2010-06-22 11:01 AM

Don't worry Toe, that liquid is good for the, pistons.

The bedpan reminds me of an old boss of mine.

Half the time he was so full of crud he'd get carried away.

Thank god I never get carried away... ! ...

Namyh
Senior Member

since 2009-01-20

Posts 988

6 posted 2010-06-22 07:42 PM

Toerag - We do what we have to do when we have to do it. Regardless! I got the chuckles from this one. Nicely done. Namyh

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2010-06-22 08:51 PM

so who said there's no P in Toerag???

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