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Toerag the Mathematition
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Toerag the Mathematition |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Toerag had spent the night in bars and he was heading back. He saw ole LongJohn in the alley, carryin' a sack. "Hey, LongJohn! What you got there, boy?" said Toerag, with a smile. "Got some chickens", John said. "Gonna eat them in awhile." "Hey, LongJohn!", Toe said, with a grin. "Let's have a little fun." "I guess how many's in the sack, you got to give me one." LongJohn gave a little laugh. His face was filled with glee. "You guess right, you can have them both." and Toerag screamed out "THREE!!"  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
My guess... FIVE! Three plus both... Am I right? Do I get a chicken too?  "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Amaryllis Senior Member
since 2010-05-20
Posts 1306Mi now |
Lol..! Bet it put him in a fowl mood, too..  ~A |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Times are a'coming back, I see when you and Toe and John make Three! God bless you and them.... its high time for fun again! |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Okay, I am still laughing. A |
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Professor Gloom Member Elite
since 2000-07-23
Posts 3082of Depression |
I must say I was a bit surprised by this one, I saw it and thought it was be along the lines of counting past twenty With shoes off. I always enjoy your little word battles Keep ‘em coming. Gloom |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Don't underestimate Toerag, professor. He can count to 21 (with his pants unzipped)  |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
Hey Balladeer, wouldn't that be, 20 and a half at best for Toe?? Man am I fresh or wat! :P |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Oh, that hurt! I like it!!! |
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SlowlyFallAway Member
since 2008-08-29
Posts 279North Carolina |
I just don't understand how you can write such with such humorous penmanship. I wish I had that talent. Well done. |
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LindsayP Member Elite
since 2007-07-28
Posts 3410Australia, Victoria |
Good one Mike, although I dont think Toe will be very impressed, I think it might be wise to keep a look-out over your shoulder, just to be on the safe side. Lindsay |
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