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My Telepathic Timex
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My Telepathic Timex |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I walked into a bar, Sat next to this fox, Looked her up and down, Then gandered at my watch. She looked at me and asked; "Is your date just running late?" I said I didn't have one I wasn't there to wait. I said I bought this new watch, It has telepathy, It says, "You're not wearing underwear, And this I'd like to see." She replied with sympathy, "Your watch is simply wrong, Because I'm wearing panties, Though it's just a thong." I shook my head in disbelief, And told my lady friend, "This stupid watch is one hour fast, I'll set it back till "then"... |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Well time flys when you're having fun  |
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1slick_lady Member Ascendant
since 2000-12-22
Posts 6088standing on a shadow's lace |
too funny |
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Earl Brinkman Senior Member
since 2010-03-03
Posts 1183Osaka, Japan |
As I am writing this comment, I am laughing. Thanks. |
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Kethry D Member
since 2010-04-12
Posts 64Australia |
Of course it is. Of course you did. This prompted mine. It's good to see you here again. Miss your wit and ... Fast verbal comeback.  Keth A poet must leave traces of his passing not proof. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
And how many times did that line work for you? Toe...Whatever you do, don't loose that watch! "We'll chase them like rats across the tundra." |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Okay, I am stupid to admit this - but I don't get it. A |
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