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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-05-28 07:46 AM

Her breasts now round and sumptuous,
A figure that's adorned,
She's worked on this continuously,
Before was only scorned.

Hair like silver strands of silk,
A complexion like a baby
Legs like that on Betty Grable,
One very gorgeous lady.

She's worked and saved and done without
For a body in this shape,
Now she's pursued by all the guys,
Her looks just simply great.

Though it took so many years
She's never been regretful,
Congratulations Balladeer,
Your surgery was successful.

latearrival
Member Ascendant

since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

1 posted 2010-05-28 03:02 PM

OH Toe,how come no one saw this one? It's good. Poor Mike

Richy
Member Elite

since 2003-05-03

Posts 3050

2 posted 2010-05-28 04:31 PM

Lol! Great one Toe, I knew there was going to be a Balladeer zinger at the end, and sure enough haha.

Great stuff between you two, you guys are hilarious!

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

3 posted 2010-05-28 07:03 PM

Toerag - h'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

BC

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2010-05-28 07:08 PM

Oh, they saw it, Late. They simply ignored it because it's crass, distasteful, immature and boorish!

...I'm gonna visit Toerag and smack him with my purse!!!

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

5 posted 2010-05-29 02:32 AM

They just get better.
Ida

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

6 posted 2010-05-30 03:47 PM

This poetry makes me feel as if I have been drinking. Maybe I should be drinking.

Love it and love you guys.

A

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

7 posted 2010-06-02 03:01 PM

Toe! Great poetry! You've surely silence the lamb with this one. lol

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2010-06-02 05:04 PM

Ya notice how that sailor guy just flits in and out, egging on without entering the fray? LOL

Bal does just fine with that new look... until he(she) tries to wear heels...

No sashay
And no swagger
Our Bal's way
Is to stagger!

Loved this, Bama Boy! *S*

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

9 posted 2010-06-02 05:46 PM

Toe damn funny! Sorry Balladeer, but this one scores a ten without a six pack.

"We'll chase them like rats across the tundra."

Earl Brinkman
Senior Member

since 2010-03-03

Posts 1183
Osaka, Japan

10 posted 2010-06-03 07:32 AM

You pulled the wool over my eyes in that I thought that this was a poem about a real woman! I have to admit that it was well written even if you were not being serious!

latearrival
Member Ascendant

since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

11 posted 2010-06-03 04:11 PM

Suthern, I also noticed that about our sailor friend. late

rachaelfuchsberger

Senior Member

since 2007-02-21

Posts 609
Las Vegas, NV

12 posted 2010-06-04 02:40 AM

Laughed so hard I cried!

Goddess grant me the serenity to accept the things that I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

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