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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2010-05-27 09:19 AM



He was at a bar in 'Ala-bam'
A hunting lodge I think,
Met this rowdy southern gal
And ordered her a drink.

'Deer ordered a martini,
And ordered her a beer,
The waiter took it to her,
Then she met Balladeer.

'Deer stuck his finger in his drink
Then touched her panty hose
Said, "Let's go over to your place
Get out of these wet clothes."

She smiled and submitted,
She took him to her home,
A quiet and seductive place
She lived there all alone.

The rest is simply history,
The hunt was now complete,
This huntress bagged old Balladeer,
But his ending's not so sweet....

    

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1 posted 2010-05-27 11:09 AM


LOL... I always knew we'd see Bal's face hanging on a wall... but I thought it would be a pic in the courthouse with the FBI's most wanted! *G*
viking_metal
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2 posted 2010-05-27 03:28 PM


The title made me laugh out loud, expected something a lot different... Haha.

Fall in love early, fall in love often.

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3 posted 2010-05-27 09:19 PM




YOU have too much time on your hands.

whisperingwalt
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Coquitlam, BC, Canada
4 posted 2010-05-27 10:28 PM


LOL!
latearrival
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Florida
5 posted 2010-05-28 01:53 AM


Oh, you got back at Mike good! brought a smile to my face. latearrival  
Brooks M
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6 posted 2010-05-28 02:05 AM


I'm still laughing....Great sruff
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