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LindsayP
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0 posted 2010-03-24 01:13 AM



                   The Tunnel

George Bush and Bill Clinton were travelling by train,
In their carriage was a fat lady and a delightful young blonde,
As the train rattled on and passed through a dark tunnel
Their destiny seemed linked by some invisible bond.

It’s quite dark in the carriage and halfway through the trip,
The sharp sound of a slap was certainly not weak,
And when they finally come out into the daylight again
Bill Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.,

The blonde thought Bill must have wanted to touch her
And by mistake touched the fat lady instead,
Who in turn was repulsed and slapped Bill on the face,
The quite insolent act making her really see red.

The overweight lady thought that dirty old Bill Clinton
Has groped the little blonde as it was really quite dark,
And she quick in return has smacked Bill on the face,
She could see by her expression she was in no mood for a lark.

Bill Clinton was quite quick to sum up the situation,
Thinking George touched the blonde & by mistake she slapped me,
While George thought I hope we go through another dark tunnel
And I’ll smack Bill Clinton again, but with much more energy.

Lindsay

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Margherita
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1 posted 2010-03-24 10:35 AM


Oh, dear Lindsay, thanks for the smiles!! Very unexpected but truly cute ending!

Great fun write.

Love,
Margherita  

passing shadows
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2 posted 2010-03-24 11:48 AM


hehehehe!
LindsayP
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3 posted 2010-03-24 10:10 PM



Dear Magherita thanks for taking the time to post a kind comment, I can always count on you dear friend to say something nice.

Dear Dixie you are another great friend who always has something nice to say and I thank you for it. All the best to both you girls.

Lindsay

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4 posted 2010-03-25 12:13 PM


Love the humor, Lindsay! Poor old Bill...he just can't get a break!
Honeybee
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5 posted 2010-03-25 12:41 PM


This is way too funny!
Love this!~

Sunshine
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6 posted 2010-03-25 08:25 PM


Enjoying the chuckles, Lindsay...
thank you!



LindsayP
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7 posted 2010-03-27 01:21 AM




A big thank you to Mike, Melissa and

Karilea, I'm glad you all had a laugh.

Have a great day folks and take care.

Lindsay

tattooedsweetheart07
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8 posted 2010-07-12 10:23 AM


That is so cute.... never thought it would end like that...
Eldest
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9 posted 2010-07-12 03:06 PM


roflol!!!!!!!!!!!  I LOVE this!!!!1
easy1
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10 posted 2010-07-12 03:20 PM


A good read, although come on, y'all sort of saw it coming. I mean, anybody who can duck a pair of shoes like that...
LindsayP
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11 posted 2010-07-12 10:37 PM



Thanks TSH, Eldest and Easy, it was all in fun folks, I wasn't trying to denigrate

Bill or poor old George for that matter.

I'm sure they would both have a laugh if they read it Thanks for your kind comment.

Lindsay

Marchmadness
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12 posted 2010-07-13 11:35 AM


TOO FUNNY!
       Ida

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13 posted 2010-07-13 01:27 PM


smiles


yann

LindsayP
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14 posted 2010-07-13 09:50 PM



Dear friends Ida and Yann, many thanks for

your kind comments, much appreciated. have
a great day folks.

Lindsay

Bill Charles
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15 posted 2010-07-14 04:50 PM


Lindsay - I must confess, that was me on that train also, and I touched the blonde, hehehe...

BC

LindsayP
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16 posted 2010-07-14 10:29 PM



Bill you naughty old man, I didn't think you were into that sort of thing but half

your luck anyway. I hope the blonde was worth it. Thanks my friend for your kind comment. Take care.

Lindsay

Rick
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17 posted 2010-07-18 09:19 PM


Hi Lindsay, I enjoyed this one mate, thanks for sharing.

Rick

Earl Brinkman
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18 posted 2010-07-29 08:07 AM


You make me laugh.  Thanks.
The Lady
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19 posted 2010-07-29 09:08 PM




funny!!!


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