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Open Poetry #46

Almost Everything she Needs

howardtsu
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since 2006-01-29

Posts 678

0 posted 2010-02-10 03:21 PM

customer :

                      watch this

                      i bet this’ll get an instant reaction out of her

eve :

                      can i help you sir?

customer :

                      i’ll take one instant attraction and 2 cups of coffee

eve :

                      anything else?

                                          [next table over]

                                            [to himself]

howard :

                      wow!!!!!!

                      she’s cooler than i thought

                      gets up

                      i’ll be back in an instant hon’

                      i’m just going to grab  a few pieces of toffee

girlfriend :

                      okay

                     on the way back from the candy shoppe

                     notices Eve at their table

girlfriend :

                     we got tired of all the action in New York City

                     and decided to move to Knoxville

                     hi honey

                     i ordered pecan pancakes

                     is that okay?

howard :

                     sure

eve :

                     so that’ll be 2 orders of pecan pancakes

                     and 2 tall glasses of milk

                     i’ll be right back

girlfriend :

                     nice girl

howard :

                     she is

                     in the back of Cracker Barrel

eve :

                     hey on that order of pecan pancakes

                     give them an extra stack

cook :

                     okay

                                   [about 10 minutes later]

                     noticing the spread on the table

                     wow!!!!!!

                      she’s cooler than i thought

                                                                                    love,

                                                                                    eve & howard

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