Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
The Tickle Me Elmo plant was hiring and the blonde applied.
She felt so happy being hired the poor girl almost cried.
The boss said she would start tomorrow, told her what to do
And she was happy at the thought of doing something new!
Next day the boss was working when his door flew open wide.
"That new girl's made a mess of things!", his foreman loudly cried.
"Production's at a standstill. Dolls are cluttering the floor
And if you don't get rid of her, we can't take too much more!"
The boss walked out into the plant to see what was the score.
Tickle Me Elmo toys were strewn about the concrete floor.
The line was so backed up the poor dolls had no place to go
And fell off the conveyor belt now moving way too slow.
He saw the blond down at the end of that conveyor belt
Cutting little squares of what appeared to be red felt.
She had a jar of marbles there and took them out by pairs
Then wrapped them in the squares of felt, oblivious of stares.
She then took each small bag and sewed it to the Elmo doll
Right between the legs! The boss let out a screaming howl!!
The poor girl dropped the Elmo doll and all the marbles, too.
"What's wrong?", she said. "I'm doing just what you told me to do."
"I told you nothing of the sort!", the boss said, angrily.
"You've ruined this production day and made a fool of me."
"You've really made a mess of things and put us in a pickle.
I told you, when the dolls came by, to give them two test tickles!"