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Tickle Me Elmo and the Blonde

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Balladeer
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The Tickle Me Elmo plant was hiring  and the blonde applied.
She felt so happy being hired the poor girl almost cried.
The boss said she would start tomorrow, told her what to do
And she was happy at the thought of doing something new!

Next day the boss was working when his door flew open wide.
"That new girl's made a mess of things!", his foreman loudly cried.
"Production's at a standstill. Dolls are cluttering the floor
And if you don't get rid of her, we can't take too much more!"

The boss walked out into the plant to see what was the score.
Tickle Me Elmo toys were strewn about the concrete floor.
The line was so backed up the poor dolls had  no place to go
And fell off the conveyor belt now moving way too slow.

He saw the blond down at the end of that conveyor belt
Cutting little squares of what appeared to be red felt.
She had a jar of marbles there and took them out by pairs
Then wrapped them in the squares of felt, oblivious of stares.

She then took each small bag and sewed it to the Elmo doll
Right between the legs! The boss let out a screaming howl!!
The poor girl dropped the  Elmo doll and all the marbles, too.
"What's wrong?", she said. "I'm doing just what you told me to do."

"I told you nothing of the sort!", the boss said, angrily.
"You've ruined this production day and made a fool of me."
"You've really made a mess of things and put us in a pickle.
I told you, when the dolls came by, to give them two test tickles!"

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Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 02-02-2010 10:14 PM       View Profile for Robert E. Jordan   Email Robert E. Jordan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Robert E. Jordan

Yo Balladeer,

This is a funny one.

It makes sense to me.

Bobby
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2 posted 02-04-2010 06:58 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Thanks, Bobby
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3 posted 02-06-2010 01:54 AM       View Profile for CMGrimm   Email CMGrimm   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CMGrimm

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....  (deep breath) ahhhahahahahahahahahaha....

loved this one...

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4 posted 02-06-2010 01:27 PM       View Profile for Jaki H   Email Jaki H   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jaki H

hahahahahahahah!!!!! This is hilarious!!!! i love it!
Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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5 posted 02-07-2010 02:35 AM       View Profile for Roniece Dawson-Bruce   Email Roniece Dawson-Bruce   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Roniece Dawson-Bruce

LOL!!!! oh I got it, I got it!!  rolling with laughter from Down Under !!  very good Michael!!  

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6 posted 02-07-2010 12:25 PM       View Profile for threadbear   Email threadbear   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for threadbear

Just two, Michael?  hehehe
Somehow, the idea of a Sesame Street doll
needing a 'cod piece' makes me cough, a bit.
Great stuff, amigo!

Indulge me here:  when Elmo first came out in stores, my family and I were shopping at Wally World for Christmas and I saw how violently the Elmo shook on the shelves when pressed by 'test tickles' by customers and was immaturely mesmerized.

I casually walked up to the 100 dolls on the shelves, and proceeded to tickle EVERY one, then slinked away and watched the carnage! (at  the chagrin of my family who tried desperately to disassociate them from me)

Dozens upon dozens of Elmos all shrieked laughter and shook until most tumbled to the floor.  I think we wound up leaving, before buying anything.

P.S.   Oh, almost forgot:
GO COLTS!!!!!!
Titia Geertman
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7 posted 02-07-2010 09:44 PM       View Profile for Titia Geertman   Email Titia Geertman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Titia Geertman's Home Page   View IP for Titia Geertman

Woehahaha, I know I shouldn't read your poetry just before I have to go to bed, because now I won't get any sleep within the next few hours I guess. LOL

Just love it.


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8 posted 02-11-2010 02:25 AM       View Profile for Marchmadness   Email Marchmadness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marchmadness

So funny, Michael.
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9 posted 02-14-2010 06:47 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL...

This is classic!!
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rofl... this is great
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11 posted 01-19-2011 11:07 PM       View Profile for katahdin   Email katahdin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for katahdin

LOL !! I've heard this one before but I like your version. Kat >^..^<
 
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