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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2011-12-29 11:42 AM


At Tyson foods their motto is
"We've got to raise more birds."
With countless millions raised each year
this may seem quite absurd.

A spokesman for the company
replied, when asked, "How come?"
"No matter how you add it up
it's still a "poultry" sum."

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JerryPat2
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1 posted 2011-12-29 11:47 AM


Oh, boo! hiss! Eh, actually I wish I'd've thought it up.

~*~ If they give you lined paper, write sideways. ~*~

JL
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2 posted 2011-12-29 01:06 PM


Haaahaaaaa!!  You are one strange dude....
I mean funny guy!  Really...

Hey, speakin' of chicken:

Did you hear the one about the chicken and the moose?  Of course you didn't, I just made it up.

There was a chicken on the west side of the street and a moose on the east side of the street.

The chicken hollered at the moose:
"How do I get across the street?"

The moose somewhat perplexed (and if he could have scratched his head he would have)
looked at the chicken for a moment then said:

"You are across the street!"



JL




Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 2011-12-31 09:23 AM


JerryPat2,
Lol, thanks, yeah, pun writers have been known to be beaten with rocks and sticks and other blunt objects. Fortunately, you don't know where I live, lol.
Doc

JL,
Thanks m'friend, lol, that clears up that mystery.
Doc

JL
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4 posted 2012-01-01 08:13 PM


What mystery?

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

Dr.Moose1
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5 posted 2012-01-02 06:22 PM


JL,
Why the chicken crossed the road, of course, lol.
Doc

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