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Balladeer
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0 posted 2011-11-29 11:44 PM



She wants to talk of birds, does she?
Well, hey, that's fine with me.
Poor Kethry almost got undressed
By one bird there, you see.

The bird saw Kethry walking in
And landed on her chest.
He made himself at home right there
On Kethry's ample breast.

He used his beak to bite the button
Til it came undone
And, not content to stop at that,
He bit another one!

Poor girl was being undressed by
A bird, for goodness sake.
I laughed so hard I almost cried.
Twas more than I could take!

I must confess I took a peek
At where the bird had nested.
Don't know what kind of bird it was
But Keth is double-breasted!!!

That Kethry laughed so hard she cried
As she said through her tears,
"That's the first thing with a pecker
That's unbuttoned me in years!!!!"

The people there will talk about
Today for years to come
Of the Aussie gal and the little bird
Who tried to get him some!!!



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1 posted 2011-11-29 11:56 PM


Dang, I am laughing.


nakdthoughts
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2 posted 2011-11-30 06:09 AM


You are looking good, Keth, nice to see you again!

M

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3 posted 2011-11-30 08:54 AM


Kethry, I don't know who is having more fun,
you, the bird, or Big Bird, 'er, I mean 'Deer!




JL
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4 posted 2011-11-30 10:56 AM


"Poor girl was being undressed by
A bird, for goodness sake.
I laughed so hard I almost cried.
Twas more than I could take!"

Tears of joy I am sure.
Wonderful write.

Enjoyed.

JL

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Maranatha!

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5 posted 2011-11-30 11:01 PM


Too dang funny!
Kethry D
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6 posted 2011-12-01 02:46 AM


I agree it was was hilarious but not as funny as the giraffe that tried to kiss Balladeer. Thanks for the hospitality, good time and reminder or bloomin onions.

A poet must leave traces of his passing not proof.

Rene Char

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7 posted 2011-12-01 11:35 AM


I had to show the photo to everyone in the office.  Of course, that was only Crystal, so you lucked out Keth.  This is hilarious.  I'm glad you had a good time, 'deer, Keth is even fun with her clothes on.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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8 posted 2011-12-01 11:45 PM


Kethry,So glad you had so much fun and were willing to let the Deer show off his talent at your expense.Love it,jo
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9 posted 2011-12-02 01:27 PM


Kethry...
You got to watch that Balladeer fella
He's one slick dude
didn't he tell ya
He sprinkled on your shoulders
some bird food

Mike...Really enjoyed...Paul

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Paul

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10 posted 2011-12-03 01:58 PM


lmao

funny stuff

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11 posted 2011-12-03 03:15 PM


She doesn't look unhappy though!!

Cool write about a neat lady, my friend.

j.

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12 posted 2011-12-04 08:53 PM


LOL... I'm beginning to think the two of you laughed through your day together... I'm glad you had such a great time!!
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