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JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2011-11-16 05:48 PM

Life In The Fast Lane

Driving in my little red Corvette
and I'm trying to impress Evette
cruising balls out on Pali Highway.
Dead ahead of my headlights
we see flashing blue lights coming
from inside Pali tunnel.
Perhaps a space ship
preparing to pull a hijack
but more likely a Presidential
motorcade attached to APEC.
"I"m going in Evette" and
Evette replies, "I'll give you
a good time tonite, if its
President Obama inside."
As we drive in, my vette
is stopped by Secret Service
and Special Ops telling us
the President is late for his
his Presidential hop.
Hearing that I tell Evette to
jump out of the vette,
letting Obama drive and me
riding shotgun at his side
He drove my vette so fast
that he broke every law
passing my Auntie, my Uncle
and my Brother-in-law,
along the way giving shaka
signs to one and to all.
Of course Air Force One
couldn't leave without the
President, late or not,
so when we got to Hickam
we watched some hula girls
dancing with some fighter
pilots and astronauts.
Then we ate some coconuts,
and drank some pineapple wine
and as the President flew away
he thanked me for the ride
and said "I'll see you next time."

JamesLee
14November
2011

[This message has been edited by JamesMichael (11-18-2011 06:55 PM).]

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

1 posted 2011-11-16 07:52 PM

Man can you dream...
Now that's a story for the grand kids.

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

JerryPat2
Member Laureate

since 2011-02-06

Posts 16975
South Louisiana

2 posted 2011-11-16 08:28 PM

"Evette replies, "I'll give you
a good time tonite, if its
President Obama inside."

Which mean to me she hadn't been giving you a good time, and how little it take to turn her on.

~*~ Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle ~*~

Margherita
Member Seraphic

since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

3 posted 2011-11-17 06:41 AM

It looks like everybody had a good time, except Evette!

Nice read, James!

Margherita

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California

4 posted 2011-11-17 01:47 PM

The same thought occured to me.
Ida

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

5 posted 2011-11-20 10:15 PM

Thank you JL, Jerry, Margherita and Marchmadness for the nice responses...Evette will be allright...James

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