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Some Random Thoughts for 11/11/11
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Some Random Thoughts for 11/11/11 |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
There comes a time in all our lives to ponder bigger things. Would anything come to an end if you know who don't sing? When, "Time flies like an arrow" but fruit flies prefer fruit, who done let all the fruitcakes out the Piptalk institute? Tough questions someone has to ask in these most trying times, with better odds of gleaning facts from talking to street mimes. Regardless if you walked to school or if you brought your lunch do not trust in reality, it's a collective hunch. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
The street mime, he had a lot to say, his hands pointed "up" "look above," "pray" he made me understand in a most simple way that even most a'stuter's are far above the fray. Seems the 'stuters ask the stuff that makes most sense when times are tough making it winsome to begin to wonder if'n times are really to come asunder I'll take a 'stuter any old day when it comes to making sense in their own way and when it comes to asking questions of a mime? I'll take and share my lunch to pay for his time. [you clever man you!]  |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
"who done let all the fruitcakes out the Piptalk institute?" Yeah.... let me see.... Huummmm.... Maybe #1 ???  Very random thoughts LOL. Enjoyed JL  Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Sunshine, Thanks for the well crafted poetic reply, sure brought back some memories, I think, lol. Doc JL, Lol, nope wasn't me I swear. I'm thinking it was more like Munda( who hasn't been around for quite some time that I'm aware of). When she designed "The 'stute" website, she must have left a door unlocked somewhere, lol. Doc |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Keys, keys... who's got the keys To your question, answer please Who released the 'stuters Like a viral 'puter disease? Well I'll never tell by who was done Who cut loose the Moose from his loony fun Especially on a day when binary code Void of negative lode, shows none but one Nope, it's way too positive a charge Full of static therapy discharge So I'll skip your jumper cable query And let you ponder the answer at large |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Goody, goody, goody I'm clapping hands with glee The 'stute doors are open What fun it's gonna be! There! Great Scott, it's Andrew!! I thought he'd disappeared! (Can it be much longer 'fore the Justins are here?) It's time for giving thanks For the insanity The 'stute doors are open What fun it's gonna be! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Ahhhh, The door left open That explains the draft But if the ‘lectric bill You say I pay Than you must be daft For aside from lack of funds It’s been much too long These halls where loons run That they’ve heard my wax-on song But I’m willing to sing And color a few more walls So bring forth the painters And sound the Justin calls Yep, I’m game But not in a turkey kind of way If the bill I must flip Then from this coop I shall stray |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Welcome to "Ocean View" At times when minds go wandering preponderence of pondering a pattern may emerge it seems which might include the stuff of dreams Such was a time, now long ago that door has closed, now open though a window to another plane where fantasies as yet remain uncharted, shall we travel there in search of new adventures where imagination makes its rounds I'll gladly show you 'bout the grounds of this, our new facility with more room for insanity where gentle island breezes blow through Ocean View from each window I hope you will enjoy your stay we welcome all who come this way I see we have our first three guests who're quite disturbed and need some rest Welcome... [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (11-18-2011 12:27 PM).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Rest, you say? That cannot be! I'm busy cooking the turkey! Andrew insists he will not pay - (Diners don't want us anyway!) As for dessert, don't be surprised If there are some crayola pies! Though nasty, icky cakes of fruit Remain the motto of the 'stute Being creative never hurts We'll have more colorful desserts! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
At Ocean View the rising tide attracts odd fish from far and wide We're kinda like a private school that's open to most any fool Should you decide to join our cast Step up and just erase your past persona vendors are on call and no, one size does not fit all Try on a "you" that's up to date the future calls, don't hesitate your chance to be a different you awaits you here at Ocean View! Take me, I'm an amnesiac off kilter, slightly out of whack Though you may think we've met before 'tis deja vu, and nothing more "past" is a foreign concept here it's towards the future that we steer I only know that here I cook Thanksgiving dinner , so let's book your reservations pretty soon you whack job bunch of looney toons! Mona and Jonah persona vendors you'd best cut short your extended bender! Cookie |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Why Doc, What a lovely pair of coco nuts You have hanging from yonder palm Such a view from any window Is sure to keep this ‘stute calm But I think it might be wise If one does not want To secure your floppy gown So as to not flaunt Now Suthern’s offerin’ pies A turkey dinner dessert fit for Crayon King Forget that icky fruit filling It’s hot paraffin that makes this royal sing Here, now let me stir that pot A prodigious cook I’m known to be Cooked up some fine goo-stew For Justin Clan, Red, and Nurse C Speaking of such, If there is to be a feast fed Doc, you better send out the word And get them released from Club Med. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
"Drew" calls me "Doc" but "Doc" is gone the time has come to just move on You'll find no Docter Moose in here forgive me while I grab a beer. Those days were fun, but in the past one can't go back, and so at last If you would travel here with me just reset your reality. Check the persona vendors out to find out what it's all about We go from what was once, to now. They hold the key to show you how. Cookie |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
I think we have all been MOOSED!  Yeah... I hate when that happens... Well, in public anyway. JL Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. Maranatha! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
JL, Give me poetry or give me death! If you want to join in, just step outside, we ain't fightin', we's just enlightenin' Cookie |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
And I'm lovin' it! More, and more, please? |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hmmm. Ol’ Doc’s not Doc Says he suffers from memory lock And I’ve gotta find some vender To go on a personality bender For if this song I choose to sing No longer me, the King East Wing Abdicate I must the crown My crayons too must lay down To stay on Fantasy Island To walk amongst surf and sand Like those on the TV show Lost A persona reboot’s the cost Well never let it be said A swift crack to the head Wasn’t the cure for what ails ya So hand me that coconut, fella |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
A N D R E W S C O T T Whack! Drat! Ten cows. Nope… too much cud Smack! Rotten scwad Bad spelling bud Thwack! Crowned tats I’ve already worn that hat Crack! Don’t screw at Well, defeats the purpose that Bing! Bang! Bonk! Rotten dawcs Stated crown Rat sect down Well, damn No matter how hard I whack This coconut won’t rearrange My persona sound track Perhaps I better switch to rock |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
That coconut took quite a toll But with a rock, he has some roll A jelly roll would be just right To go with crayon pies tonight! To be not me? I'm so confused Did anyone see my loose screws? Perhaps I baked them in the pie... No... that was someone else - not I !!! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
O.K., Mona and Jonah's here this Andrew Scott needs help we fear he's beatin' head with coconuts c'mon now Drew, don't be a putz Just take your head one sideways step into your new persona, schlep and slide into a brand new you we see you down on Blue Bayou An' suthern gal, we got you too we's thinkin' 'bout them missin' screws An' how some look like little Toes an' LhgJhnAng, good lord who knows Persona! focus Mona please we's got to help this gal out, geez she just can't hang and be herself pull somethin' down of'n that shelf That's it! Ol' Cookie needs a hand in his imaginary land where he'll be cookin' up the bird she's Sarah Lee, desert gal , word! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Thanksgiving countdown has begun so much remains yet to be done Desert's been delegated see to none other than Sarah Lee But I must still prepare a feast not seen before by man nor beast There will be nothing left to chance all food's genetically enhanced One bird was spliced at Dollywood 'nuff white meat for the neighborhood The other was arachnid crossed eight legs take time just to defrost Our bayou guest should soon be here with Cajun food and lots of beer Thanksgiving day should be gut-bustin' Now where the heck is Justice Gustin'? Cookie |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
The Menu Thanks giving dinner will consist of all these items on the list. Libation to begin the feast andouille sausage/oyster beast Crabberry cakes with dirty rice turducken ( this one comes pre-spliced ) Libation after every course A gene pool gumbo/ side of horse Eight legged bird ( for you leg folks ) One Dolly-bird ( please hold the jokes ) Libation ( did I mention that? ) Jim Beam infused with Noilly Pratt Glazed ham served in a petrie dish with etoufee of spliced crawfish Mutated beans with side of rice sweet 'tater cornbread stuffing ( thrice ) gene sequenced green bean casserole recombinant potato bowls Libation! more is good for you! Baked goods and a desert menu. Cookie |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Dessert (menu is subject to change without notice and/or disappear completely) An array of crayola pies Will be truly a feast for eyes And there'll be the tastiest cake That a box of Play-Doh can make We'll also have a jelly roll And jello quaking in a bowl As if it had just seen Nurse C *shudder* (Where can that libation be?) Of course, our feast just cannot be Without cookies for our cookie I mixed all yesterday's oatmeal With just a bit of lemon peel! With pies, cakes, cookies and jello The 'stute is the best place to go For dinner on the holiday - No worries about gaining weight! Sincerely, Sarah Lee |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
I was askin' for just a bite of pie (((POW))) right in the eye. Rollin' pin!!  Hee-hee P. Dough-Boy Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. Maranatha! |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Ya'll got me  and laughing.Love you A |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Alrighty ! There's that home baked smell but, I'm a-warnin' ya JL, we all like Sarah Lee deserts just drop the pie, no one gets hurt ! We're in a freakin' loony bin, you'll get more than a rollin' pin ! It's kinda like they say, you see ain't no one don't like Sarah Lee ! [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (11-22-2011 04:32 PM).] |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
Sarah Lee is oh so sweet But the P. Dough-boy has Got her beat. He giggles and smiles And runs circles around her taste And everyone knows The kids love him Bakin’ up their sweets. When you’re kneading Up you dough and Sarah Lee Is still in the box When you’re tryin’ your best to beat that ol’ hunger-clock you gotta have P. Dough Boy or he’ll knock you out of your socks.  Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
X2Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. Maranatha! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Alison, Are you just visiting, or will you be joining us for dinner ? All are welcome and I'm sure Mona & Jonah have lots of left over personas, lol. Doc |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
P. Dough Boy has just joined in group for therapy with side of soup If you poke him at every meal he laughs and lets out quite a squeal Ol' P. don't rap like no Pitbull but he'll give you a belly full of giggles that'll make you giddy word up, like he's the Dough P. Diddy N' far as dopey ditties go we're fixin' to cook up a show Where are you Justice Gustin', dude, don't make me elevate your mood. Cookie |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Yo, Yo, Yo, here we got the great Dough master P. he be bakin' it down with our gal Sarah Lee for our Thanksgivin' feast here at ol' Ocean view layin' down whitebread rap no limp biscuits for you But my Cajun food's late, Justice Gustin, m'man good food takes time to prep, and according to plan I'd have thought you'd have made an appearance by now with a truckload of beer and abundance of chow Cut the rap an' we'll put on some ol' delta blues Acadie comin' up from the soles of your shoes 'cuz if I know my friend Justice Gustin' at all he just cannot resist havin' fun now, y'all Cookie |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Meanwhile, at the persona vendors... Oh Jonah, won't you be a dear we have a new persona here this one we should fill right away to help our guests enjoy their stay The dining hall is oh so drab we need to spruce it up a dab could you give Martha S. a yell I love what she did with her cell Those inside tips financed this place before she took her fall from grace so do a favor for your sis I think you know what you must kiss Mona |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
An update from Thanksgiving central... With preparations underway Thanksgiving day might be okay but, there are still a few loose ends success or failure all depends on Justice Gustin's beer and food his darn psychotic interludes appear to have beem getting worse if he don't show up soon, I'll curse! We've yet to hear from Martha S. the dining hall's a total mess the kitchen staff are mostly drunk libation, huh, who whoud've thunk? Can Cookie pull this all together? I guess that all depends on whether you, dear readers want to know or, you know who should end this show Aw, heck, I still have got to see how this pans out, it's sure to be still worth a couple chuckles, 'sides, I'm pretty sure I'm certified We're gonna throw our own parade with marching bands and stun grenades where total chaos will ensue dear readers and it's all for you. My way of saying thank you folks that part at least is still no joke Doc |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
#1: Your heart is showing. No it's not on your sleeve, it's where it should be. Now your mind, well, maybe that is another matter all together. Thanks for the laughs and pure entertainment. I hope you and yours have a great Thanksgiving, and joy fills the hearts of your family and friends. Be well, my friend. Blessings your way!! JL Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself. Maranatha! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
JL, M'friend, the same to you here from Thanksgiving central, my best to you and yours, be well. Doc |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Latest update from Thanksgiving central... Thanksgiving's dawned at Ocean View where crews have worked the whole night through transforming one drab dining hall into a grand buffet for all Ol' Cookie's not in such a funk since Justice Gustin late, and drunk, showed up with beer and cajun eats but chose to remain silent, sweet. Martha S. ain't talkin' neither said she had to take a breather after stylin' up the hall I'm glad that Jonah made that call As promised there'll be a parade with floats, and bands, and stun grenades as well as our Thanksgiving feast make sure to try some oyster/beast 'til later folks, enjoy your stay & have a great Thanksgiving day |
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