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JerryPat2
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South Louisiana

0 posted 2011-10-07 06:13 PM


Got the modem / Seems to be working / Fingers crossed


Wednesday morning
October 5th
in the morning early
just walked my mutt
having a cuppa joe
checking out who loved me
enough to send me an email
when . . . whoops
everything went lights out
computer screen
gone
what the hell I said aloud
Zoe cringed in the corner
quaking at my obscenity
and the wrath which was sure to come
no
I didn't panic
it's just a minor blip
I said to myself, heart stuck in my throat
I tried to reboot the damn thing
didn't work
nuttin' worked
suddenly my eyes were drawn to the modem
ah ha!
the modem had no little green lights
THE MODEM WAS BROKE
not to fear
I remember someone telling me
unplug the modem for ten seconds
plug it back up
didn’t work
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
on the phone to AT&T
they'll send me a modem
almost three hours later
after being switched to this place
to that place
finally someone who will talk modem with me
yes, Mr. Bolton we will send you a modem
oh, it's warranty has expired
that'll be $75.00
I DON'T CARE SEND ME THE MODEM
as I write this on Thursday night
I am waiting on the modem
overnight shipping
supposed to get it tomorrow we shall see



~~ Those who are silent are the first to be shot. ~~

© Copyright 2011 Jerry Pat Bolton - All Rights Reserved
Michael
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Posts 7666
California
1 posted 2011-10-07 06:19 PM


Ouch...

Reminds me of when I dropped my monitor... and didn't have the cash to replace it.  I think I permanently damaged my eyes trying to aquint past the frayed screen.

I feel for you, bro.


Michael

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
2 posted 2011-10-07 06:48 PM


Yeah, much thanks Michael, UI think I'm back in business.

~~ Those who are silent are the first to be shot. ~~

suthern
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since 1999-07-29
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Louisiana
3 posted 2011-10-07 07:11 PM


I have been on one of those calls with AT&T... and it wasn't a pleasant experience! LOL I sympathize and hope everything's fixed now ('cept the hole in your pocketbook *G*)
JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
4 posted 2011-10-07 07:21 PM


So far so good, suthern. They say all the green lights have to be lit up all the time, but mine isn't, they are blinking like crazy, but I'm online, so I'm not messing with them. Thanks, suthern.

~~ Those who are silent are the first to be shot. ~~

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10
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5 posted 2011-10-08 08:22 AM


Back where you belong...welcome...you were missed. Hugs
Lori

JerryPat2
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since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975
South Louisiana
6 posted 2011-10-08 09:28 AM


Thank you, Lori.

~*~ Tell me whom you love, and I will tell you who you are.--Houssaye ~*~

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