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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2011-09-23 10:22 AM


Well folks, you've heard of Goldilock's
advertures with three bears
A fourth bear lived at that address
whose name was "Lee", I swear

Now they didn't mention Lee you see
because he was cross-eyed
But Lee was such a happy bear
folks loved him far and wide

Somebody's got to stop me, please,
this really isn't fair
Of course you know he had to be,
glad Lee, the cross-eyed bear.

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (09-23-2011 11:01 AM).]

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Balladeer
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1 posted 2011-09-23 10:45 AM


Someone should definitely stop you....or at least teach you how to spell fourth!!!
JL
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2 posted 2011-09-23 10:59 AM


Oy Vey!
You don't say?!

I believe you, really I do...
Not!
I think you've gone over to the "Dark Side."
of the fairy tale world...
lol.
Enjoyed...

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

Dr.Moose1
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3 posted 2011-09-23 11:01 AM


Balladeer,
Lol, thanks for pointing that out, I was distracted by how bad some of these can be.
Doc

JL,
Thanks, looks like we crossed in posting. You've apparently developed quite a tolerance for really
bad punch lines, lol.
Doc

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4 posted 2011-09-23 11:10 AM


Now THAT is an understandable excuse!!!
Dr.Moose1
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5 posted 2011-09-23 11:22 AM


Balladeer,
Ha ha ha. Hey, at least I left you out of this one, thanks m'friend.
Doc

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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6 posted 2011-09-23 11:44 AM


I got it! I got it!
Lori

OwlSA
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7 posted 2011-09-23 02:07 PM


Got it now - on about the 6th reading!  I think your punch lines are delightful and they brighten my day.  Smiles.

Owl

Dr.Moose1
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8 posted 2011-09-23 02:32 PM


Lori,
Thanks gal, having this much fun is probably illegal in some places, and I'm pretty sure it's immoral as well, lol.
Doc

Owl,
Thank you kindly, it's my distinct pleasure.
Doc

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