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The Pesimist Club for Lori's hysterical laughter
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The Pesimist Club for Lori's hysterical laughter |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
The pessimist Club There has been too much publicity about the Optimist Club So I feel compelled to give equal press to the Pessimist Club. First of all, don’t even bother looking for the pessimist club Because it is absolutely no use. So give up. Don’t bother trying anything. Don’t even bother thinking about trying anything. It isn’t worth it. You are a fluke of the universe, like the song says. You have no write to be here. Okay, so anyway … I was going to talk About the pessimist club. Don’t bother going to our meetings. Because we don’t want you. In fact, we absolutely hate you. We do not have meetings. So just forget it! We meet on the sixth Friday after the eighth Wednesday in February. And sometimes on the fifth Sunday after the ninth Tuesday in march. We have no literature Other than stuff explaining how useless you are. Not only do we not exist But even our non-existence does not exist. So don’t even bother thinking about thinking about attending. Besides, the traffic is too bad anyway. Not only that, Your computer doesn’t even work, Even though you just think it does. This poem does not exist, You only think it does. You can’t even see the invisible cat behind you Who is getting ready to pounce on your mouse. Miaw … purrrrrrrr … Hisssssss … Lunge … Any cheese please??? Jaime |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And I thought *I* was rowing that river denial! LOL I enjoyed your poem for Lori... even though it doesn't exist. *G* |
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luminosity Senior Member
since 2005-11-18
Posts 813 |
lol, I am in the same boat as suthern, hey give me one of those oars! |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
Why thank you Suther and Lumin … I wasn’t really expecting anything. Why I just new it would be completely useless, because there would be nothing and no one, so I might as well throw the computer in the shower, and throw the TV in the kitchen sink, and through the vacuum cleaner down the toilet … Why, ther’s no reason to even be a pessimist, useless, useless, hopeless, hopeless HA!!!!!!!!! :-----see the yellow rotten teeth-----) |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
You silly Goose! if your useless poem existed it would be half empty and I wouldn't be laughing half my ass off. You have taken silly to a whole new level...can I have some of whatever it is you are taking?  Lori |
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Daddy Goose38 Member
since 2010-09-04
Posts 430obama's a rice paper tiger |
Lori Dear, you can take it all! :-----xoxoxx-----) with bare hugs! Jaime |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Smiling with you, Jaime. HUGS! |
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