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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-09-01 09:10 AM

"Deer's" undersea adventure
was not on a sea-horse
Instead he took a porpoise ride
this "sealed" his fate, of course

When pulled over for speeding
by Neptune, what he said,
"Your majesty, an accident
accounts for why I sped "

"You're guilty and you know it "Deer"
I, Neptune here decree"
"You're obviously guilty if
you do it porpoise-ly!"

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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since 2009-10-10

Posts 10202
Fair to middlin' of nowhere

1 posted 2011-09-01 10:07 AM

oh that was awful! I loved it!
Lori

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

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Bewilderment , USA

2 posted 2011-09-01 01:30 PM

Lori,
Yeah that was pretty "cod-awful". Rather than me borrowing any of his lines, you may want to give a listen to Kip Adotta's "Wet Dream", I'd almost forgotten about it 'til this jogged my memory, lol.
Doc

Balladeer

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2011-09-01 04:04 PM

Well, Doc, you should borrow SOMEONE'S lines because yours aren't making it. Nothing sadder than a poet without a porpoise.

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

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Between the Lines

4 posted 2011-09-01 05:16 PM

laughing again!

M

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

5 posted 2011-09-01 07:55 PM

Balladeer,
Ah, m'friend, judging from the replies, once again there seems a difference of opinion on that, lol.
Doc

nakd,
Thanks, glad to oblige.
Doc

JL
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since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

6 posted 2011-09-02 12:01 PM

Now this is really nutty #1.
Too many puns to absorb in one reading, I'll have to check back later for a closer study...

JL

Love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul,and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself.
Maranatha!

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

7 posted 2011-09-02 01:58 PM

JL,
Thanks ,yup, just like the cereal, nuts n' punny.
Doc

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2011-09-03 05:16 PM

Have you ever read any Piers Anthony? LOL A barrel of pun! *G*

Alison

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since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

9 posted 2011-09-05 01:25 AM

Groans (and grins)

A

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

10 posted 2011-09-05 08:10 AM

suthern,
Thanks, no I heven't, but I'll have to check it out.
Doc

Alison,
LOl, thanks, I seem to be off on a "Deer" tangent here, but I'm having way too much fun to stop now. Glad you're enjoying the groans & grins.
Doc

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