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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-08-29 12:33 PM

One day down at the station folks
my good friend Balladeer
Had one heck of a choice to make
here's what he engineered

His foreman "Nate" stood on track one
and told him what to do
To throw the lever, switch the train
on over to track two

Now folks, I don't make this stuff up
no matter what you hear
I only tell it like it is
about our "Balladeer"

A speeding train came through just then
and "Deer" made up his mind
He let the train run over Nate
to coin a phrase, in kind,

You see my friends as he well knew,
as Balladeer's quite clever
His Momma didn't raise no fool,
it's better Nate than lever

JL
Member Ascendant

since 2004-04-01

Posts 6128
Texas, USA

1 posted 2011-08-29 01:51 PM

Good Lord man!
You need to be on stage.

Keep um cumming #1

JL

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

2 posted 2011-08-29 02:00 PM

JL,
Lol, this is my "stage" JL, or as close to one as I'll ever get. No bright lights for me thanks, it's more fun right here.
Doc

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2011-08-29 03:38 PM

Now you're having just WAY too much fun!
Keep 'em coming...afternoon chuckles are just
as good as evening ones!

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

4 posted 2011-08-29 03:48 PM

Sunshine,
Now, how could I possibly turn down such an adoring, and adorable audience. Let the insanity continue, lol.
Doc

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2011-08-31 09:16 PM

Even your title rhymes. LOL Thanks for the chuckles and groans! *G*

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

6 posted 2011-09-01 06:19 AM

suthern,
Thanks, secretly, I think Balladeer enjoys these too, lol.
Doc

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

7 posted 2011-09-01 04:06 PM

You definitely need to be on stage, Moose....there's one leaving in 15 minutes.

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

8 posted 2011-09-01 05:16 PM

made me laugh, something I haven't done in awhile...it's those endings that get me!

M

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

9 posted 2011-09-01 07:58 PM

Balladeer,
Lol, and no doubt I'd be traveling "Coach", ba-da-bing.
Doc

nakd,
Thanks, you are obviously a person of very refined tastes, lol.
Doc

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

10 posted 2011-09-05 01:22 AM

I laugh at these. I really enjoy them.

A

Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

11 posted 2011-09-05 08:17 AM

Alison,
Dear gal, that is what I'm all about, smiling here.
Doc

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