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Open Poetry #47

Balladeer @ Porkys' bar

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2011-08-22 11:19 AM

Well folks, way down there Flor'duh way
where Balladeer resides
his fav'rit hangout Porkys' was
made famous nationwide

But, what they did not show you in
that movie I'll tell here
as it regards another side
of my pal Balladeer

Now "Deer" he ain't no ladies man
but just 'bout once a week
he'd take the stage at Porkys' bar
and let out one great "SQUEAK"

At which point some good lookin' babe
would say she'd spend the night
and once a week this never failed
he had it down just right

'cause folks, down there in Flory-duh
they don't know much, but least
at Porkys' it's the weekly squeal
that always gets the piece.

Sunshine

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1 posted 2011-08-22 07:34 PM

Now Doc...
that's just insane!

Balladeer

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2 posted 2011-08-22 11:18 PM

Ah, moose, I confess I love your nose-tweaking techniques and will be happy to join in and spank you when I can. Unfortunately, between personal situations, compiling the community poem and preparing for the hurricane that's coming to visit Thursday night, I'll have to take a rain check (with a capital RAIN!)

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

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Bewilderment , USA

3 posted 2011-08-23 06:35 AM

Sunshine,
Thanks, in this world I'll take that as a compliment, lol.
Doc

Balladeer,
Thanks buddy, I'm wearing my target shirt just waiting. I'm also looking forward to seeing your compilation as I'm sure it's bound to be an interesting read. Hopefully , that hurricane doesn't bother you too much 'cause hey, that's my job, lol. Be well.
Doc

[This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (08-24-2011 08:36 AM).]

Lori Grosser Rhoden
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4 posted 2011-08-23 03:36 PM

" it's the weekly squeal
that always gets the piece."

Groaner! Luckily, I love 'em!
Lori

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

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Bewilderment , USA

5 posted 2011-08-24 08:35 AM

Lori,
Lol, thanks, as I said in an earlier post, I'm just putting my own little twist on a few of the "classics".
Doc

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