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Dark Stranger
Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631
West Coast

0 posted 2011-07-26 11:04 AM



I remember well ol tommy joe
one of the jones boys he was known
each day at the sipping tree
eating apples and figs that were grown

damn them bugs he would say
as the gnats would swarm his yawn
and with each bite of sweet
like bitter pepper they spawned

tommy got some electricicals then
out of a box of throw away games
and wired them up to his gums
so they sizzled when within range

and as the gnats came to ruin his meal
ol tommy just smiled wide his gap
then in crooner tune he revealed
what his jaws inspired,"watts new pushy gnats..

daark,,,sorry guys..someone slipped some prozac in
my jerrytall this am..

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suthern
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since 1999-07-29
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1 posted 2011-07-26 11:22 AM


ROFL... You know I'll be humming that song all day, right? LOL

Thanks for the grins... and the brain muzak! LOL

OwlSA
Member Rara Avis
since 2005-11-07
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Durban, South Africa
2 posted 2011-07-26 11:46 AM


Meeow, meeow!

Owl

Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
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Listening to every heart
3 posted 2011-07-26 12:09 PM


You've been reading the punny poems...

Big smiles...no, actually, supergrins!


Dark Stranger
Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631
West Coast
4 posted 2011-07-26 12:57 PM


ms suthern...thanks lady....

__________
thanks lady owl


_______________

thank you sweet sun

ebonygirl
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since 2011-07-14
Posts 2000
California U.S.A
5 posted 2011-07-26 01:36 PM


This one is pretty funny.
Sense of humor is appreciated.
Ms. ebony

Dark Stranger
Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
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West Coast
6 posted 2011-07-26 01:42 PM


Ms ebony

Always a pleasure to smile you.


Angel4aKing
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since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372
USA
7 posted 2011-07-30 04:08 AM


Hey I might have to try that a homemade bug zapper .... might work did you ever try it?

~~~kingsangel~~~

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