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The Great Alaskan Cook-off
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The Great Alaskan Cook-off |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Way up Alisons' way a great cook-off was held every year at the start of the summer Srictly amature though as the rule book made clear which made Balladeer think "What a bummer" "I just must have that prize for I covet them all, all I need is a way to compete" For you see Balladeer was a grand master chef who was known far and wide for his eats Once his plan was devised "Deer" hopped on the next plane and right up to Alaska he flew when the contest was held "Deer" took home the 1st prize and its all 'cause of something he knew Though the contest was closed to professionals folks "Deers'" deception was never discovered Whale fat's what he cooked for he knew very well one cannot tell a cook by his blubber [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (07-22-2011 04:19 PM).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
er, Doc, that doesn't even rate on the groan meter...  |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
ouch! Ha ha. |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
I thought it was pretty funny. And, you know, it tastes just like chicken!!!  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Balladeer, Lol, hmmm that's funny, I winced everytime I read it. It's gettin' so a guy can't even turn a phrase around here. Doc Ida, Thanks, now that's more like it, I knew it was my bad, but I couldn't resist. Doc Alison, Lol, I guess it's all in how you prepare it. Doc |
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Oklahoma Rose Senior Member
since 2008-02-28
Posts 1586Oklahoma USA |
Yuck! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
OK Rose, Thanks, lol, I take it you won't be back for seconds. Doc |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Balladeer's wrong. LOL (I know he doesn't believe such a thing is possible, but he'll just have to live with facts. *G*) And my groan was easily measured... in fact, scientists are shaking their heads wondering why the earth just rippled through Texas so far from any fault lines. LOL But it was a groan of appreciation... I didn't see that one coming and enjoyed it immensely! *S* |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
suthern, Well, thank you, it certainly is refreshing to have someone of your obviously refined tastes agree that this was funny, really bad, but still funny. Doc |
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