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Little Blue Pill
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Little Blue Pill |
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Graffiti Poet Junior Member
since 2011-06-21
Posts 11 |
I'm still 'avin sex in me fifties I never imagined I would, the thought of two old people at it once would have curdled my blood. I remember way back in my twenties quite rampant were me and my wife, two kids and a dog appeared quickly and sorta took over our life. By thirty she'd invested in plastic it proved a reliable friend, for me and my twice monthly duties that rabbit had signaled the end. By forty she'd up and she'd left me for a waiter the age of our son, she'd found a new toyboy to play with and gone for some fun in the sun. Rather than dwell on my sorrows or cry in my beer late at night, I decided to try on-line dating I'd only a profile to write. Quite soon I was chattin to someone and offered to take her for tea, my wit and my charm were still working as she couldn't wait to agree. That night as I lay on my pillow strange notions popped into my head, it's been such a time since I used him I wondered if Percy was dead. I showed him a picture of Lulu and one of a girl in a basque, I tickled and tugged and I teased him he just wasn't up to the task. I begged and I prayed and I pleaded and waited to see his response, my god what a freaking disaster he never responded, not once. I went to the doctors next morning embarrassed and blushing was I, he listened and nodded whilst saying take these mate and give 'em a try. We met at the seaside on Sunday we both had a whale of a time, as the sun set beyond the horizon I offered to take her to mine. The moment of truth was upon me I could tell by the glint in her eye, as my boxers fell down round my ankles old Percy had reached for the sky. We both fell asleep most contented after we’d done it again and again, she must have thought she’d hit the jackpot and found the most virile of men. The lesson to learn if there is one is that at fifty it’s possible still, to have sex every night like a rabbit with the help of a little blue pill. |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Nicely done. I hope that Percy has continued happiness. A |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
While it takes some of us a moment to have a free moment to take in all of the poetry among all of our friends, I have to say, GP, that you've left me laughing...  We're so glad you toned this one down that it might stay... but do continue to write on! We had an Aussie here who delivered great poems so much like yours, and we miss him, greatly. You might not fill his shoes, but you might certainly walk along his path...and he spread his steps, wide and even. Walk, and write, on.  |
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JerryPat2 Member Laureate
since 2011-02-06
Posts 16975South Louisiana |
WoW! And I've been chastised. Enjoyed it. Jeez. By the way, it still goes on at seventy-two. ~ Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. ~ |
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ice Member Elite
since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404Pennsylvania |
Sort of ribald version of a poem that Banjo Patterson might write.I like the way you disguised your southern accent voice so that we wouldn't know it was you.. fun stuff |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
Dr said to call her if erections lasted over 4 hours...I thought she was going to help me...but she just wanted me to come over..enjoyed the verve here gp |
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Amberzlynnc Member
since 2010-08-24
Posts 229New Jersey |
Ha! I enjoyed this very much! |
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