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Dark Stranger
Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631
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0 posted 2011-06-14 11:59 AM


name calling was just among friends
the surly effort to chide and kid
like boxers with their jab addiction
and too much time on their hands

I referred to him as the rectal bypass
when the waitress came to take an order
because he is one of those special a-holes's
that everyone crosses the street to avoid

he said I was old erectile dysfunction
yeah it still worked ok he suspected
but was dysfunctional with no conscience
even the crack of dawn looked over her shoulder

the waitress was amused with such profanity
said she had been the any port in the storm
or felt that way after the first few dozen
but now she was a resort, maybe the last one

and only needs a couple more to make it a threesome


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daark (highway series)

[This message has been edited by Dark Stranger (06-15-2011 12:52 PM).]

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Margherita
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since 2003-02-08
Posts 22236
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1 posted 2011-06-14 04:45 PM


.... you are too much, dear D.!

.. hey where is the little guy rolling on the floor .... here (I went back to the most interesting man in the world to kidnap him ... )  

This is hilarious really, thank you so much for the laughs. I so needed to release some tension right now (just had spent an hour or so - on the phone - to explain the cellphone functions to a sweet old lady and my patience was growing thin ... probably we were both dysfunctional to a certain degree ... haha).

Names ... you see I am the ultimate refuge type.

You did a superjob with this one and I didn't even need the urban dictionary!

Love and smiles.
Margherita

Dark Stranger
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2 posted 2011-06-15 11:47 AM


ms mar, thanks lady eyes fof the reads and comments.
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