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Daddy Goose38
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0 posted 2011-05-27 07:55 PM



Ice Frustration

Okay I’ve had enough.
Well, actually, I really haven’t.
This chunk of ice is driving me crazy,
Although Alison probably know more about ice driving.
I’ve been trying to smash and smash it up,
But the ice is no good.
I left it too long in the freezer
And now it has spoiled
And I’ll just have to return it to the store
And ask for my money back.
Maybe I’ll feed it to the tweety birdies.
Maybe I’ll throw it in the trash.
The way Nature intended.
Maybe I’ll throw in the sink
So it will sit (or maybe lie) and rot.
It will rot if I just leave it outside.
I’ll just let the tea cool off by itself,
The way Nature intended,
Along with canned bachelor instant goo.
Maybe the ice will just
Go down the drain in the sink,
Which is what Nature intended.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Goose Daddy

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Sunshine
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1 posted 2011-05-27 08:37 PM


Ah Jaime, it sounds like you lost power
a time or two and the ice just chunked
itself up...

where's a good ice pick when you need one??



Do I need to send some Sunshine?




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2 posted 2011-05-27 11:50 PM


Rotton old ice anyway.  I'd toss it in the tub and cool off a hot bath ... maybe add some gin and tonic water and have a sloe gin bath.  Or something.

I've been missing you, Jaime.

Alison

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