Come listen to the story of our dear Ms. Linda Belle
Who had to see the doctor ‘cause she wasn't feelin' well
The doc poked on our poor EA with fingers, thumbs, and such
She wished that she could get her guy to poke on her that much

Then finally the doctor said “You need a little trip”
“You’re going to the hospital and I don’t want no lip”
So EA got all checked in to her room that very day
And tried her best to make the most of that unpleasant stay

Dressed up in her gown she had a sudden need to sneeze
When she did her backside got a cool refreshing breeze
EA knew that she was there for them to run some tests
But the doctor told her they were ready to reduce her breasts

On hearing this it scared EA, quite frankly half to death
It took almost a half an hour for her to catch her breath
But EA called the doctor in and quickly set him straight
Then he assured her all was well and just to sit and wait

Now EA was not that concerned, she really kept her head
Then suddenly she heard something that filled her heart with dread
As they wheeled her off she heard the chief of surgery
Yell “Get the O.R. ready for the big vasectomy!”


Better stay out of that hospital Ms. Dowd.
Luv ya!