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Setting the Record Straight (once more)
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Setting the Record Straight (once more) |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
From time to time some of you know I use my addled pate dispelling myths and rumors so's to set the record straight. And this would be one of those times I'd like to make it clear though you may think I'm Dr. Moose, I'm really Balladeer! By now you must have noticed that we share a certain style and often pick on Toe and Jhn to make our readers smile. To live a lie like we've been doing is not what life's about so open up those closet doors, 'cause folks we're coming out! Coincidence? I think it not, the Workshop's where we hang it's there we craft our latest plots to deal with LngJhnAng and Toe, oh, leave us not forget that on the other foot he ought to put a sock in it, the end, fini, kaput. So, there you have it Passions friends, I've set the record straight the "Deer" is me, and I'm the "Deer" and geez! Look at the date! I'd best get to the workshop 'fore they figure out I'm here impersonating Dr. Moose as well as Balladeer. |
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Lori Grosser Rhoden Member Patricius
since 2009-10-10
Posts 10202Fair to middlin' of nowhere |
I don't care who you are! Just keep me laughing!  Lori |
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dreamgal Member
since 2011-03-17
Posts 442 |
I adore your writing! This was fun and lyrical, charming etc..... I loved it! nuff said. Dreamgal |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
A great April poem...dear Doc... You always amuse...  |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Great litttle April Fool's poem. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I've read your words with great elation Concerning our impersonation. The cat is now out of the bag On how we've fooled that poor Toerag. He thought he was attacking me But it was really Moose, you see. And when I crushed him with a pun He thought that it was Moose! What fun! Although we know it's no great feat To make a sheep like Toerag bleat We are a team, the Doc and I, To make a man like Toerag cry. So funny how everyone want to be like Balladeer. Hey, I feel a poem coming on...!!!  |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
No wonder I have had to work twice as hard in the Poetry Workshop! This had me laughing all day. Alison |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Lori, Thanks, you hear so much about identity theft these days I figured I'd give it a try. Doc Dreamgal, Thanks, it's the high point of any day if I can give someone a chuckle or two. Doc Sunshine, Many thank yous dear lady, from all of us at "Doc Central". Doc Ida, Thanks for stopping by hope you enjoyed a laugh. Doc Balladeer, My friend, I wondered all day what your response would be to my little attempt at "Identity theft", lol. Glad to see you took it all in stride and hopefully had a laugh or two while doing so. Happy April Fools. Doc Alison, Lol, maybe that's why your results are twice as good. Thanks, glad you enjoyed. Doc |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Confusin' Fusion Next, you may steal Dr. Seuss, Balladeer and Dr. Moose, It's April Fools and I'm obtuse, so I give up; what's the use of loving one, when I can fall in chanted rhyme and love 'em all!  |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
LOL! Good fun. You April foolin guys. I love the banter. Poor ol Toe Nowhere to go Gets all the blame But can't be shamed. When two attack it's OK He'll still be here another day. You guys can't beat him. I've watched it for many many years....He's just too TOUGH!! Loved this Doc Eric |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Klassy Lassy, Lol, thanks for your poetic reply. Doc Eric, Thanks, lol, yeah he's a tough'n. Doc |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
Thanks to those of you who bring the gift of laughter to the site. Great way to start any day. Ida |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Ida, Thanks, I was born in April, just not on the first. Doc |
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