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Balladeer
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0 posted 2011-03-10 12:28 PM


My thanks to Klassy Lassy, who provided me with information that allowed me to pen this piece...

.            .                   .              .

We have so many phrases in this language that we use,
So many that can be considered dumb
But many have a history of logic hidden there
When one discovers places they came from.

You like to take your daily bath? Or maybe once a week?
Five hundred years ago, 'twas not that way.
The people who lived then took only one small bath a year
And it was mainly in the month of May.

Because of that, June was the month most marriages occured.
The people were still clean...or, fairly well.
The custom then was for the bride to carry a bouquet.
It's purpose was to cover any smell.

The baths were one large tub filled up with water, piping hot.
The man bathed first, with his sons next to scrub
Then mother and the daughters were the next to follow suit
With babies as the last ones in the tub.

By then, the water was quite dark with so much dirt washed off
So dark it was impossible to see.
"Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater!" was a warning given then
And that is how that saying came to be.

Houses had thatched roofs back then, thick straw piled high and tight
And animals would nest there to stay warm.
Cats and dogs and bugs and such would find some refuge there
To have some good protection and stay warm.

But when it stormed and hard rains came, the creatures had no chance.
The driving rain would come and knock them down.
The people knew that when they saw it raining cats and dogs
A storm of strong proportions came to town!

Bugs and other droppings also fell down from the roofs,
Messing up the floors and beds, you see
So they took four poles with sheets on top to stop that evil fall
And that's how canopy beds had come to be.

Floors were made of tiles or slate for those of wealthy means.
One could judge a rich man by his floor.
Those who had no money had no choice except for dirt
So they were recognized to be 'dirt poor'.

The slate floors that the wealthy had got slippery when wet
So they spread thresh (or straw) to stop a slide
But, as they piled up more and more, it got to be so much
That, when doors opened up, it slipped outside.

To stop the thresh from sliding out, a board was placed across
The doorway that would keep the thresh inside
And that became the "threshold" and the term we use today
That thing we step across with our new bride!!!

The meals were prepared in different methods way back then
A huge pot in the kitchen was the key.
They filled the pot with vegetables and anything they could
And it was used to feed the family.

Each day they added to the broth, more vegetables and stuff
And lit the fire below to get it hot.
For days that stewy mixture fed both family and friend
And everyone enjoyed 'peas, porridge hot'.

At times, the husband brought home pork or bacon, if they could
They'd hang it up for all their friends to see
Thus, 'bringing home the bacon' was a term they used back then
To celebrate a man's prosperity.

The rich man's plates were made of pewter,very nice indeed
But foods too high in acid poisoned some.
Tomatoes were considered poison for 400 years
A fact that, looking back, was pretty dumb!

Bread was given out by status. That's how it was cut
Workers got the bottom, which was just.
The family got the middle, or the meat part of the loaf
While guests and rich folks got the 'upper crust'.

Lead cups were used to drink their whiskey. Not a smart thing there.
They'd get so snockered they would pass right out.
Their family would find them there, alive or dead, who knows?
And on the table they would lay them out.

For days, the family would watch them for some signs of life.
They'd eat and drink and have some pie and cake
While seeing if their loved ones were alive and would wake up
And that is why this time was called a 'wake'.

England didn't have much space for burying it's dead.
Old graves were dug up and then used again..
They noticed there were scratch marks on the inside of the lids
From prematurely-buried, desperate men.

So they tied a string to wrists of corpses to prevent that act,
Then, in the coffin lid they made a hole,
Ran the string up through the ground until it reached the top
Attached it to a small bell on a pole.

At night, a guard was placed on duty, listening, in case
Some poor soul buried there was still alive
And thus those on the 'graveyard shift' would listen for the bell
And help some lucky person to survive.

Occasionally, it happened, and the people cheated fate
At times the system worked out very well
And, every time it happened, there were shouts and cries of joy
For the person who had been 'saved by the bell.'

Yes, there are many origins for terms we use today
It's fun to find out what they all come from.
Some of them are terrifying, some of them are sad
And some of them, like these, are really dumb!


© Copyright 2011 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
ethome
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1 posted 2011-03-10 12:39 PM


Michael

I certainly had to smile all the way through this.
Love how it flows along with each segment.

Do you remember the really old folk song that went,

If I had my druthers
I'd druther eat a big fat bug
Then take my Saturday night bath
In the old galvinized wash tub.

Apperently he was the last one in to bath in a family of 12.
I remember those old galvinized tubs.

This piece is great and a lot of fun!

Eric

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serenity blaze
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2 posted 2011-03-10 01:28 AM


I love this sorta stuff.

Well done!

A tip of the hat to Klassy Lassy as well.




Lori Grosser Rhoden
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3 posted 2011-03-10 08:06 AM


What a treat 'deer! This was fun. I knew a few of these but had no idea about most of them.  It was a real delight. thank you
Lori

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4 posted 2011-03-10 08:35 AM


Oh my, what an "enlightening" write! Enjoyed this very much, dear Michael. Makes us shake our heads, but those were some incredible realities!

Excellent.

Love,
Margherita


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5 posted 2011-03-10 01:44 PM



Oh my gosh my friend, I think this is my absolute favorite of your's!

I'm going to be rereading this one many, many more times... it is so chockfull of knowledge and artful fun.

You really outdid yourself Michael, you should be proud... he's back, and he's not taking any prisoners neither!

Because of that, June was the month most marriages occured.
The people were still clean...or, fairly well.
The custom then was for the bride to carry a bouquet.
It's purpose was to cover any smell.

Oh my god!

lol

Have a great day friend, thanks for the big smile!

Richard

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6 posted 2011-03-10 07:02 PM


Eric...I have to say I don't remember that one...but I'm a lot younger than you! Glad you enjoyed!

Serenity gal...I love it, too. Thank you...

Lori....thank you for enjoying my treat. I appreciate you!

Margherita...they certainly were! (and not all that much fun at times!)

Richy....VERY glad you enjoyed! Get ready for more. I just found a book of these facts and I'm working on more. They get my muse kickin' again and they're fun

latearrival
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7 posted 2011-03-10 08:11 PM


Only you can do these old tales justice.Enjoyed. jo
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8 posted 2011-03-10 09:20 PM


facinating. i enjoyed it. nice write.

*hugs*

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9 posted 2011-03-10 11:13 PM


Enjoyed very much!
Kat >^..^<

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10 posted 2011-03-10 11:16 PM


Thank you, friends. Your enjoyment is a fine reward
Richy
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11 posted 2011-03-11 09:57 AM



That sounds fantastic Mike, looking forward to it!


Spiros Zafiris
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12 posted 2011-03-11 07:54 PM


..very well-written; much enjoyed..spiros
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13 posted 2011-03-11 08:05 PM


I've read the gist of these before, but not
of course, in poetic fashion.
It's amazing how many of our
sayings go so far back in time!


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14 posted 2011-03-11 08:33 PM


Well Karilea he would know them all, as he goes pretty far back in time himself.  

Lordy, Lordy, we agree yet again?  

The man bathed first, with his sons next to scrub
Then mother and the daughters were the next to follow suit


Some of us are still to this day taking our men's dirt,  You're absolutely right!!  

Wonderful tale you tell Sir Balladeer.

Word Weaver
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15 posted 2011-03-12 02:23 PM


You never cease to amaze me. You had me glued to your words from beginning to end.

I can't imagine starting a day without a shower but this is now and you wrote about then. One thing is for sure, I'll never again look at a wedding bouguet in the same way.


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16 posted 2011-03-13 02:15 PM


Thanks to the Klassy One for steering you onto these sayings.
I got quite a kick out of some of them. Who'd have thunk it!

Remember, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing." ~ So you best learn a lot more of those sayings and proverbs and share your knowledge by writing more of them ~ just to be on the safe side!


Linda

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