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The_Doctors_Angel_32
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since 2011-01-14

Posts 337
Florida, USA

0 posted 2011-01-22 12:48 PM

Written July 24, 2007

We went to Busch Gardens one day
And went straight to Kumba
For the first ride

When we were put in the seats
We could not see
Who was operating the coaster

But we did not freak out
Until half way to the first drop
When we looked down
And saw a squirrel with a crazy face

We got down the first drop
Then started to speed up
To what felt like 100 mph

My stomach is starting to churn
I think I may hurl
Please God
Get me off this thing

We went upside down
And through cork screws
At what felt like 120 mph

We were going so fast
That the ride
Only lastest maybe 10 seconds

We went from what felt like 140 mph
To a sudden halt at the end
Oh man, now I think I got whiplash

As we were all getting off
Dizzy like no tomorrow
Making our way for the bathroom
All we heard was that looney squirrel's laughter

When the family is together, the soul is at peace - Russian Proverb

Prats
Member

since 2010-12-16

Posts 74

1 posted 2011-01-22 08:48 AM

lolz... sweetly crazy poem... i liked it...

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile... :D

s1nfully_1nn0c3nt
Senior Member

since 2003-10-26

Posts 1105
Watertown, NY

2 posted 2011-01-22 08:53 AM

lol, I enjoyed this.

-Trina
You better believe that my sarcasm could piss a happy meal off.

OwlSA
Member Rara Avis

since 2005-11-07

Posts 9347
Durban, South Africa

3 posted 2011-01-22 12:31 PM

Oh, the precious baby angel!!!

Loved your poem too - you are much braver than me - you wouldn't catch me on one of those things!

I have a folder for all sorts of animals in my folder called Animals - not mine or my family's - but I didn't have a Squirrels folder - well, not until tonight!

Owl

The_Doctors_Angel_32
Member

since 2011-01-14

Posts 337
Florida, USA

4 posted 2011-01-22 07:04 PM

I am glad you all got a kick out of this poem. My sense of humor run rampent this night. LOL

When the family is together, the soul is at peace - Russian Proverb

JerryPat
Senior Member

since 2010-10-30

Posts 1991
Louisiana/America

5 posted 2011-01-22 07:19 PM

I hate those darn things. I don't even like a merry-go-round. I think that's because the very first one I was ever on malfunction with me and my girl dangling there for twenty minutes. Felt like twenty hours.

~ Life is sexually transmitted ~

faithmairee
Senior Member

since 2011-01-05

Posts 1441
Poe Haven, USA

6 posted 2011-01-22 07:25 PM

wonderful poem and the phot is just great...enjoyed this so much!

Faith

There must be a poem in here somewhere.

steavenr
Member Elite

since 2003-11-17

Posts 4058

7 posted 2011-01-22 10:26 PM

hey, I know that squirrel...he winters in my back yard and runs a rodent rally in the summer....nice write...made me feel like I was on that roller coaster, too

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