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A funny poem
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A funny poem |
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mikeandrew Member
since 2010-11-18
Posts 198
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I walked to the end of the land and I met the sea so I chopped down some trees and built a ship and sailed the seas, a great wave crashed down and cleaved my bow and I sunk to the bottom of the sea, so I started to swim with a school of fish and a great whale came and swallowed me, so i tickled his belly he laughed so hard he spit me out in new Delhi. |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
HAAA! Good one Mike! You must have used the wrong after shave lotion. Whales don't usually spit someone out when you tickle them unless your first name is Jonah and then it's because you've been bad and hated all the people in Nineva without giving them a chance. But I know that's not you cause there's nothing in New Dehli is there???? Besides that's in the center of the country and where do you find a cross country whale these days? Maybe the whale was just a super spitter??? Loved it! Eric Love does not look after it's own interests. |
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mikeandrew Member
since 2010-11-18
Posts 198 |
I like your responce i am going to throw away my after shave lotion .lol |
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JerryPat Senior Member
since 2010-10-30
Posts 1991Louisiana/America |
Whale of a story. Intolerant people are the people who do not believe the way we want them to, which makes us intolerant by default.—July 26, 2010 |
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faithmairee Senior Member
since 2011-01-05
Posts 1441Poe Haven, USA |
you delivered what your title promised...it was funny and i like it! There must be a poem in here somewhere. |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
and from the new deli I found an old sandwich washed up on the beach... it was a beach of a sandwich  ...sorry, couldn't resist |
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