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LindsayP
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since 2007-07-28
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0 posted 2009-08-01 09:26 PM



               Heavy handicap

Two eager young golfers went out to the course,
They thought it a great way to spend this beautiful day,
When a lovely naked young lady ran over the green
With a beautiful body and a perfect display.

They stood there amazed as she disappeared from sight
And both of them wondered just what was the cause,
Then three men in white coats followed close on her tracks
And charged into the scrub without sign of a pause.

Neither of the golfers knew that behind the far fence
Was a small asylum for escaped refugees?
And this particular young lady quite often escaped,
For through nearly any hole she was able to squeeze.

They were just about ready to hit off once more
When another white coated fellow appeared as if planned,
“Hey, please tell us what’s going on,” one golfer inquired?
For in each hand he carried a half- bucket of sand.

“That naked lady you saw,” the warder gasped out
“Escaped through a hole in the fence near the creek
And these two buckets of sand is my handicap,
For I was the first one to catch her when she got out last week.”

Lindsay

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Oklahoma Rose
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since 2008-02-28
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1 posted 2009-08-01 09:30 PM


Well, I bet those golfers didn't get far in their game. LOL!
Rick
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2 posted 2009-08-02 02:28 PM


Good one Lindsay, I never know what that punch line will be, always enjoy your posts my friend.

Rick

Earth Angel
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3 posted 2009-08-02 02:38 PM


Well, I'll be darned! I'll bet that 'heavy' handicap was well-worth every grain of sand!

See you on the greens, Aussie Man! lol

Love 'n a hug,
Linda


LindsayP
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4 posted 2009-08-03 09:22 PM



Dear Rose, Linda and Rick, thanks folks for your kind comments, They are always appreciated, Take care.

Lindsay

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