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GBride
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since 2009-07-02
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0 posted 2009-07-30 06:33 PM



What’s that you say Bartender
I’m not as think as you drunk
I’ve only had two beers
In the last five minutes

Of course I respect the ladies
I know yes from yes
I wouldn’t force myself on any of them
In the alley.

They are all after me anyway
They want my whole pay check
Of $250.

See those guys over there at that table
I know bad things about every one of them
And I’m happy to tell everyone in this place
All that I know about them

People don’t know it but I’m the president’s  nephew
Well in theory, anyway
We both have the same middle name
See that proves it.

What I’ve been shut off?
Well there is no justice in America
anymore



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Midnitesun
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Gaia
1 posted 2009-07-31 09:33 PM


bar room political satire
sometimes it works, sometimes not

brneyedgrly
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since 2009-06-08
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2 posted 2009-08-01 10:58 AM



gbride

I really enjoyed this...

it made me smile



shel

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Realms of Light
3 posted 2009-08-01 12:12 PM


Well, now, I'd say that your 'pickled' tongue was firmly ensconced in your cheek! You have a very 'rye' sense of humour! lol

Bottoms up! ~ or not!


EA

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