I can't believe this came to pass!
I can't believe my awe-struck!
This wouldn't happen to anyone else.
No, just a blatant fool like I.
I can't believe I hired you.
What a glaring, brash mistake,
you temptress in detective's clothes.
He was never yours to take!
The vixen in the chickens' coop;
the spider in your soft-spun web.
I never thought he'd fall for you
when ten long years we both were wed.
I called you in, Ms. Inspector,
but my intentions were the best.
I never dreamed my husband dear
would take the bait like all the rest.
Now you're just a bad memoir
or cruel affairs and love-spurned lies.
I'll get him back, you man-eating minx!
You husband stealing Private Eye!
Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark.