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Kissin' 'Neath the Mistletoe

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Toerag
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0 posted 12-23-2008 05:51 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

It's not so much the parties,
Or the trees and gifts and lights,
Nor the gifts that Christmas brings,
(Good tide, some cheer-Woolite).

It's what we have deep in our hearts,
That should mean the most to us.
Having friends and family,
That makes a great Christmas.

So listen up dear ladies,
Get into the spirit,
Wrap mistle-toe around your waist,
So it hangs right-there-next to "it"

Then take your loving honey,
Say, "Come over here dear boy,
Kiss me 'neath the mistle-toe",
And then you'll feel joy.
© Copyright 2008 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
YoungatHeart2
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1 posted 12-23-2008 05:56 PM       View Profile for YoungatHeart2   Email YoungatHeart2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for YoungatHeart2

WOW OH WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
viking_metal
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2 posted 12-23-2008 06:13 PM       View Profile for viking_metal   Email viking_metal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for viking_metal

Hahahahaaaa!

WONDERFUL!

Though it makes a man sad to be single on christmas...

This is clever as hell.

Some people fall in love and touch the sky, some people fall in love and find quicksand.

Mysteria
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3 posted 12-23-2008 06:51 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria



Boy I've heard of some cheap shots
But this one really takes the cake.
I bet if I bought into this,
It would turn out to be a fake?

Although you are a skaliwag,
And I know better than to take a bite,
I'd still meet you under that mistletoe
Especially on Christmas night.

Merry Christmas Toe, you sir, are loved!
YoungatHeart2
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4 posted 12-23-2008 08:08 PM       View Profile for YoungatHeart2   Email YoungatHeart2   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for YoungatHeart2

Nice one too Mysteria. teehee
amusemi
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5 posted 12-24-2008 12:17 AM       View Profile for amusemi   Email amusemi   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for amusemi

Well! Hmph!  This was just too funny!  Merry Christmas Toe.
latearrival
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6 posted 12-24-2008 02:56 AM       View Profile for latearrival   Email latearrival   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for latearrival

Toerag you have found your match! "late"
nakdthoughts
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7 posted 12-24-2008 08:20 AM       View Profile for nakdthoughts   Email nakdthoughts   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for nakdthoughts

~~laughin~

M
ethome
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8 posted 12-24-2008 09:02 AM       View Profile for ethome   Email ethome   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit ethome's Home Page   View IP for ethome

You're gonna be alright my son....The ladies love a rogue.........
Eric
Susan Caldwell
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9 posted 12-24-2008 09:07 AM       View Profile for Susan Caldwell   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Susan Caldwell

Now that's one gift I would love....

"too bad ignorance isn't painful"
~Unknown~

Anna Lyzing
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10 posted 12-24-2008 11:50 AM       View Profile for Anna Lyzing   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Anna Lyzing

hmmmmm, I get the feeling there will be a new product on the store shelves next Christmas season, and to think it works for both female and male. The world will never be the same.
Earth Angel
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Realms of Light


11 posted 12-25-2008 04:46 PM       View Profile for Earth Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Earth Angel's Home Page   View IP for Earth Angel

I may be an 'angel' ~ but I'm a naughty, earthy one and I loved this! When I was a
teenager, my Dad made me a halo out of a wire
hanger and from it he suspended some mistletoe! I had so much fun wearing it! I had
kisses by the dozens ~ and I could never have too many of them because kissin' is my favourite food!

Toe, you're a naughty boy and this naughty angel appreciates your kinda hoomah!

Have a very merry Christmas, Sir Toe Jam!

Love 'n mistletoe kisses,
Lindylou
Nan
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12 posted 12-25-2008 06:29 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

I'm there! - I'm there!

Merry Christmas Toe
Love ya
Bill Charles
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13 posted 12-26-2008 10:48 PM       View Profile for Bill Charles   Email Bill Charles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Bill Charles

Toerag - I wrapped some of that mistletoe around my waist, h'aaaaa, works like a charm...

BC
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14 posted 12-29-2008 04:34 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Irrepressible scalawag
With moniker Mistle-Toe-Rag
Offers suggestions for a kiss
That's guaranteed to give much bliss
But for me to hang such "holly"
I do fear would be great folly...
For one thing I don't understand -
Just where am I to get a man?

I'm glad to see you're finding Christmas cheer (and tide, woolite, etc... LOL)
I hope you continue in the new year!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
LngJhnAg
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15 posted 12-30-2008 09:18 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

So Toerag got some mistle-Toe
And hung it from his belt.
Went out to get some kisses
Just to see how good it felt.

He thought his neighbors would be amused
With his "fashion statement of the year".
Toe should have hung it from his buckle,
Instead of directly over his rear.

That ol' Toerag always did have an attitude....
Mysteria
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16 posted 12-24-2011 05:44 PM       View Profile for Mysteria   Email Mysteria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mysteria

Merry Christmas - get better okay?  


Carpe'Diem
~ Mysteria ~

 
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