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sewasham
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0 posted 2008-12-11 11:15 AM


Christmas Pooper Scooper


Wanted: An assistant, to help clean-up reindeer poop
No experience needed you just have to use a scoop
Santa has been warned you see for flying through the air
And letting reindeer droppings fall in everybody's hair

So Santa needs a helper as he travels all around
To scoop up all the reindeer poop before it hits the ground
The benefits included with this nasty little chore
Is all the poop that you can sell to a fertilizer store

Another benefit is all the wondrous sights you'll see
A trip around the world with Santa absolutely free
So if you have the skills to scoop while flying with the birds
Then sign up now with Santa and come catch some reindeer turds

Merry Christmas All!!!


© Copyright 2008 Stephen E. Washam - All Rights Reserved
Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 2008-12-11 12:16 PM


Yo Steve,

This is a funny one with good end rhymes.

I like it.

Bobby

Marchmadness
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2 posted 2008-12-11 01:28 PM


Oh. my goodness, how do you think of these things, Stephen? This is so funny.
                                 Ida

steavenr
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3 posted 2008-12-11 09:25 PM


you have a career waiting in the personnel department...great write...lots of humor in lots of talent...well done...good write
amusemi
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4 posted 2008-12-12 12:16 PM


Too funny!!   ...and a Merry Christmas to you and yours!!
LngJhnAg
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5 posted 2008-12-12 09:09 AM


Great poem, Steve.  It flows so well, and has great exit lines.
suthern
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6 posted 2008-12-18 04:38 PM


Hmmmmm.... I should be well-qualified (I work with lawyers. LOL)

Excellent write, fun read! *S*

Bill Charles
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7 posted 2008-12-18 05:02 PM


sewasham - so that's what has been dropping on my head outside, h'aaaa, nice write...

BC

LindsayP
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8 posted 2008-12-19 08:47 PM



Great poem Steve, it gave me quite a chuckle, and Suthern's comments gave me another chuckle as well, compliments of the season to you both.

Lindsay

Alison
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9 posted 2008-12-27 12:53 PM


I just bet that you keep your kids giggling.  You know, they make ear rings out of moose nuggets here.  Go figure!  So, there's another perk for collecting Reindeer poop.

Love this because you made me laugh.

Alison

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