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JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2008-07-04 03:39 AM

Jane Bond Wanting James

She's not coy,
she's so fine,
wanting James
for the longest time.

but...

He's a womanizer
and to James,
Jane is just
another feather
in his hat,
only an object of desire
to set his heart on fire
when he moves into position
to consummate his mission.
So Jane Bond devises a plan
to help her get her man.
With just a little plastic surgery
and a red wig firmly on her head
she believes she's found the way
to get James into her bed.
So she pretends to be the lover
of the notorious Dr. Evil
and when James moves in to catch him
she'll be there to caress him.
Late into the night James moves in
but before he goes after Dr. Evil
he stops to seduce the Dr's girlfriend.
Soaking in a French perfume bubble bath
Jane foolishly believes that
James has met his match.
Slowly and methodically James
begins to scrub Jane's back and
as he scrubs he places kisses on the
places he misses...Jane goes crazy.
Suddenly he stops and whispers
into her ear before he disappears.
"Sorry Jane, but your plastic surgeon
is my Uncle John and he told me
that you'd be here trying to seduce
a man named Bond, James Bond."

JamesLee
04July
2008

Margherita
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since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

1 posted 2008-07-04 03:43 AM

Oh, gosh, dear James, aren't you just cute!

Love this, you brought bright smiles!

Love,
Margherita

Alison

Member Rara Avis

since 2008-01-27

Posts 9318
Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!

2 posted 2008-07-04 04:16 AM

James,

This is clever and fun.

Alison

i_am_patch!
Member

since 2008-06-24

Posts 108
manila, philippines

3 posted 2008-07-04 04:19 AM

wow. sexy!

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
Member Ascendant

since 2000-01-29

Posts 5689
Sydney, Australia

4 posted 2008-07-04 07:24 AM

wonderful James!!

love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

XGarapanX
Senior Member

since 2008-06-19

Posts 1435
Antarctica

5 posted 2008-07-04 07:45 AM

hah!

·´~`·»Garapan«·´~`·

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

6 posted 2008-07-04 05:24 PM

Thank you Margherita, Alison, i am patch, Roniece and XGarapinX for the wonderful responses...James

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