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Jaime Fradera
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0 posted 2008-06-25 06:49 PM



Bad Ice

Picked up a bag of crushed
ice down at King soopers today,
But it is a hot day.
By the time I got it home,
The ice was beginning to go bad,
so I had to throw all the ice away.
The chocolate peanut butter ice cream
was okay, and I just drank it.
make sure the ice you get is fresh,
or it might give you food poisoning!
If you have any doubts,
just try making the ice yourself!
In Texas, ice is pronounced ass.
(Don't remove me Don't Do'nt dDo...)
There are two kinds of water in the world.
There is good water
and there is bad ...
uh ... never mind, never mind never mind.
I am afflicted by an attack of silliness today!
If I had a banana cream pie,
I would be throwing it
and smearing the house all over with it.

Don't know why! ...

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Midnitesun
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Gaia
1 posted 2008-06-25 07:18 PM


Um, heat stroke maybe???
Buy an insulated bag for groceries, an Igloo or other brand like people take camping. That way you might still have solid ice cream!

XGarapanX
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2 posted 2008-06-25 07:31 PM


I might have tried pouring it all over myself and then running past a bee hive. That sounds fun.

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3 posted 2008-06-27 11:10 PM


Hi, Jaime! It's good to be silly sometimes, especially when little mishaps happen that could otherwise tee you off. That is unfortunate that your ice was bad. Bad ice ~ bad, bad ice. It should have stood up to the heat test!
Sorry, it's seems that I have a case of the sillies, myself.

Kacy and XGarapanX had some great ideas! Mind you, I would skip the running past bees part! lol

Warm hug! Make make that a cool hug. Smiling here.

Linda

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4 posted 2008-06-28 02:30 AM


I thought this was really clever and funny, Jaime - and then I wondered does really bad ice turn into rotten ice?

Ali

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5 posted 2008-06-29 02:55 AM


You are fun to read.

Water purity should be checked.  Some thyroid disorders are the result of yucky stuff in the water.  Maybe it is because of too much rotten ice.

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