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Jaime Fradera
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0 posted 2008-06-20 05:20 PM



Jesus was a Vegetarian
The title Prince of Peace is a mis-translation.
The correct one is:
The Prince of Peas.
Jesus was a vegetarian.
He likes Morning Star Breakfast Patties.
Eh, Midnitesun????

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Margherita
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1 posted 2008-06-20 05:56 PM


I think even Jesus smiles at your statement, dear Jaime!
I did a little research on google to find out what those patties are ... fake meat doesn't seem a great choice, I'd prefer corn flakes ... and you know what? Jesus lives on LOVE.

Love,
Margherita

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2 posted 2008-06-20 07:35 PM


Hmm.. *munches a barbecued pork steak*

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3 posted 2008-06-20 07:47 PM


I've no idea, amigo. I don't recall anything but fish in connection with Jesus.
Morningstar Farms products are a tasty substitute for meat...and obviously, are cholesterol free.

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4 posted 2008-06-26 10:30 PM


You made me smile, Jaime.
EagleScorpion
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5 posted 2008-06-27 02:47 AM


Yea, they are good additions to any veggie wrap!

It may be true that Jesus, was, indeed, pescaterian. . as well as an avid user of cannabis.

Although any prophet nowadays will undoubtedly have to be vegan if they want to be taken seriously by anybody

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