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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-05-16 11:30 AM



He was at a bar in 'Ala-bam'
A hunting lodge I think
Met this gal that caught his eye
And ordered her a drink.

He got himself a cocktail
Ordered her a beer
The waiter took it to her
Then she met Balladeer.

'Deer stuck his finger in his drink,
Then touched her panty hose,
Said, "Let's go over to your house,
Get out of these wet clothes."

She smiled and submitted,
She took him to her home,
A quiet and seductive place
She lived there all alone.


The rest is simply history,
Their rendezvous was sweet
Balladeer's her 'trophy' man
May he rest in peace.

    

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Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 2008-05-16 12:36 PM


Yo Toerag,

That animal’s got a nice rack of antlers.

Bobby

r v wooo
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2 posted 2008-05-16 01:26 PM


enjoyed your sense of humor...
Balladeer
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3 posted 2008-05-16 05:14 PM


It wasn't my fault. She asked me if I wanted to get mounted. I was supposed to say no?????
r v wooo
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4 posted 2008-05-16 09:21 PM


balladeer, in looking at the mounted head, i would swear it was one of the original wooo boyz, hanging dead...john wolter to be exact...but then again,and this is fact, he would never be found in such a predicament...'cause he always stirred his drinks with an object he called his pepper mint.
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5 posted 2008-05-24 01:57 AM


Nice rack!
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