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steavenr
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0 posted 2008-05-10 08:51 PM


I was sure that I had finally found
A group that I could trust
To be the largest of its kind around
Infectious to a fault and thus

When I would the dictionary open
And look to the word ‘conspiracy’
I would in the meaning see them
Listed as definition for me

For they had invented Amway
And the Obama craze as well
They had turned the world against Hillary
And sent McCain to Arizona

They had timed the release of hula hoops
And recalled toys with leaden paints
They killed the bees in chicken coops
And elected the last seven saints

They put seat belts in foreign cars
Before the foreigners knew they did
And even put them in stools in bars
And so they banned our kids

Deciding twenty-one made far more sense
Than eighteen for certainly sure
And though this could make once wince
Sent them off so sober to fight the war

They divided our country in to colors red and blue
But refused to do away with politicians of any kind
So regardless of flag or standing or hue
They tell us we’re making progress as we get left behind

They've raised the price of gasoline
Seems like every day
For their true profits are really lean
Since they euro not; in dollars they do play

They did away with Ireland a hundred years ago
With a large land eraser, you see
(Scotland’s the next to go)
But who really cares—its way across the sea

They gave us the Bill and Al show
‘Til its contract did run out
So George filled in with re-runs, though
They never liked his clout

So, I went to the dictionary
On dictionary dot com
And there found in its pictionary
This conspiratorial atom bomb

They are now into earthquake sensoring
Measuring the smalls ones first
And into those who’ll listen, convincing
The really big one would never dare be the worst


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Margherita
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1 posted 2008-05-11 10:42 AM


Though I don't know what Jaime's challenge was I can imagine.

This is an impressive write, Steaphen, and it holds no doubt many truths.

Love,
Margherita

Margherita
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2 posted 2008-05-11 10:54 AM


I found now Jaime's challenge write and understand the take on conspiracy ...
when a government uses its censoring power, people will never know the truth, but eventually invent their own truths, which probably due to great intuition come very close to the truth!

Love,
Margherita

Robert E. Jordan
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since 2008-01-25
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3 posted 2008-05-11 06:59 PM


Dear Margherita,

The U. S. Government has no censoring powers when it comes to political figures or political events.  That's one of the things that set us apart from the rest of the world.  They can be slandered, and lied about to the peoples hearts content.  That applies to political figures only.  Don't try slandering the private citizen; you'll get slammed with a law suit.

BTW, President Bush is a pig with a very runny snout.

Bobby

[This message has been edited by Robert E. Jordan (05-11-2008 08:47 PM).]

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