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Open Poetry #42

May 5th-(You Won't Learn This On the History Channel).

Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-04-11 10:00 AM

Do you remember the Titanic?
The movie has brought it fame,
The loss of life was tragic,
But did ya know there was Mayonnaise?

Hellman's Mayonnaise was from England,
The ship had a million jars,
It was lost in the sinking,
Sandwich lovers grieved afar.

The whole world mourned at the loss;
"How will we make salads with our potatoes?"
So they made a day of mourning,
And called it "Sinko de Mayo"....

Bonnie j
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since 2003-06-27

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1 posted 2008-04-11 10:16 AM

"That's Bad".
BonBon

Sunshine

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2 posted 2008-04-11 10:21 AM

You're a month early with this classic, m'friend, but smiles all the same!

Marge Tindal

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3 posted 2008-04-11 12:01 PM

ToeMan~
If you hear fits of laughter
coming from down this way
Know that is is ~*Marge*~
laughing from far, far away~

You absolutely cwacked me up with this one~
It's a 'sharer' ... and I will~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~
Email - noles1@totcon.com

gilead
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4 posted 2008-04-11 12:14 PM

Not just a great poet, but a bone fide humorist as well!

Art

Marchmadness
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since 2007-09-16

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5 posted 2008-04-11 12:44 PM

Now, That's the Toe I'm used to. A sence of humor is a great gift indeed.
Ida

r v wooo
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6 posted 2008-04-11 01:27 PM

are you sure the mayonnaise was hellman's? my recollection of english "mayonnaise" starting with the letter h and the double ll was hollingshead...and parts of that story will not be found on the history channel, either.

[This message has been edited by r v wooo (04-11-2008 02:01 PM).]

r v wooo
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7 posted 2008-04-12 12:14 PM

it was two spoons of hollingshead that turned the prince of frogs into a toad...and that, too, is missing from the history channel.

Larrysmom
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since 2008-04-03

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8 posted 2008-04-12 09:07 PM

hahaha this made me laugh and feel funny… and I can use all the laughs I can get. Thank you.

Tammy<333

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