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Effjayel Wins The Prize
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Effjayel Wins The Prize |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA 
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Effjayel Wins The Prize Effjayel took his small pup to a doggy show one day Certain that his little pup could take first prize away As categories finished all the judges gave each prize To the puppies of the other folks before ole Effie’s eyes Finally Eff’s puppy got his chance to do a trick Eff leaned down so his small dog could give his face a lick “Show them how you love me”, Eff cooed as he stroked its rump The doggy took one look at him then turned and took a dump Ole Effjayel was mortified and didn’t know what to do He turned around to face the judge and got it on his shoe Although the judge felt badly he couldn’t give Eff the prize So Eff just stood with crappy shoes and tears within his eyes Now there was just one ribbon left to give within the show Ole Eff kept on a snivelin’ then took his dog to go The judge then looked at Eff and at his doggie’s dirty butt And said "You win the prize for looking so much like your mutt" [This message has been edited by sewasham (03-20-2008 11:12 PM).] |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
[This message has been edited by Grinch (03-21-2008 10:21 AM).] |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Grinch my friend you are quite right and the proper thing to do Is apologize to the puppy and compare Eff to the Poo |
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Marchmadness Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271So. El Monte, California |
I think too many guys are ganging up on John. Come on guys, give John a break or somebody switch teams. Ida |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
[This message has been edited by Grinch (03-21-2008 10:22 AM).] |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Aww gee Ida, I was playin' nice 'til he started it. |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
[This message has been edited by Grinch (03-21-2008 10:22 AM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Steve, oh, Steve, I hope Eff doesn't read my reply and learn that I laughed my Effing face off when I read your closing lines. On second thought, I'm going to hide my tracks... Unsigned |
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xTr3m3sT Member
since 2008-03-03
Posts 415 |
sewasham, You with your mario mustache, Come here, give me your poetic badge, You need to learn some good metaphors, And practice moving your pen some more, While I'm sitting on a throne of gold, Writing these lines, with letters that are bold, Destroying your DNA with partical beams, throwing verbal bullets at you faster then an army team, Poetic genius just finished this stanza, Leaving you black and white like a panda. |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
The only throne you’re sitting on is made of porcelain The same one that we ought to throw what you call writing in And it might also do you well to try to learn some meter It might help to make your writing smell a little sweeter |
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Grinch Member Elite
since 2005-12-31
Posts 2929Whoville |
[This message has been edited by Grinch (03-21-2008 10:22 AM).] |
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xTr3m3sT Member
since 2008-03-03
Posts 415 |
You think I'm the dog, but I'm the master, While I'm whipping your face, faster and faster, Demolishing your existance with my supremecy, Now I got to get my craplist and add some new enemies, Come on man you're the dog and I'm the owner, You're the one drunk, I'm the one who's sober, Your words are like mosquito bites, they don't affect me, I'm in a cast iron shell, while you're getting an anal-ectomy |
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Alison 
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
xTr3m3sT That last one was a lot better. A |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
You know this reminds me of the saying “It’s not how much dog is in the fight, it’s the fight that’s in the dog..” . In a dog fight there are no set rules And I shall take great delight in whipping these mongrel fools I will kick the butts of these insolent pups They really should not mess with me For they are out of their class just watch me kick their ass I am the only 1 with a pedigree Perhaps a swift poetic injection Will put them out of their misery But perhaps upon reflection I should let them continue barking up the wrong tree After all it never fails to crack me up To watch them chase their tails And Effjayels poetic pluck Eager to do their masters bidding They roll over, play dead & fetch And each other they are kidding To deny that I’m the best Unsigned I’m so glad you found it funny But I guarantee you would be pleased If you could raise the money To cover my stud fees…. . |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
Sewasham and John, It's nice that no one is mentioning any violence here, or you might be in trouble with the administration here. Is there a license I can buy for this kind of stuff? Bobby |
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effjayel Senior Member
since 2007-09-30
Posts 1474At the Crossroads of Infinity |
Bobby, Over here we have to buy a licence to keep a dog. Not sure what the legalities are over there. I seem to recall you have a dog already? If so & you do not think they will fight and upset Felix, I guess it would be OK for you to take Sewasham home. I'd put a muzzle on him though, with all this running off at the mouth it could be rabies..... |
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Robert E. Jordan Member Rara Avis
since 2008-01-25
Posts 8541Philadelphia, Pennsylvania |
John, Thanks for the warning. I'm sure it would be fine. As you might imagine, it takes quite a lot to upset Felix. He's hard. I was referring to a license that would allow me to playfully threaten violence to a friend on this site. Bobby |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Yes, Bobby you best take me home 'cause you'll need a pooper scooper to take Effjayel home. |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
LOL!! Steve you do make me smile!  love RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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