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effjayel
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0 posted 2008-03-19 05:10 PM



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Apparently when he was born he was so ugly, the midwife slapped his mother....

When his Father first saw young sonny
He cried out in dismay
“I suppose you think that’s funny,
You threw the wrong bit away....!”

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"Ignorance is the Enemy...."

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Toerag
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1 posted 2008-03-19 05:20 PM


When Effjayel was born he had a twin
His mom was lost for words
A bouncing baby boy that grinned
The other just a turd.

As fate would have it, sad but true
One of the twins would die
Sadly it was the baby boy
Effjayel had survived.

effjayel
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2 posted 2008-03-19 05:42 PM



I hate you Dad....

Bonnie j
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3 posted 2008-03-19 06:23 PM


Oh! Children, children. Stop it! Or.... both of you are going to stand in the corner.One corner of England and one corner of America.
Now behave.
BonBon

Toerag
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4 posted 2008-03-19 06:31 PM


Does your brother know you hate him?
Balladeer
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5 posted 2008-03-19 07:22 PM


Toe, rumor has it that effjayel was so ugly his mother had morning sickness AFTER he was born!
sewasham
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6 posted 2008-03-19 07:25 PM


'Deer he was so ugly the doctor couldn't figure out which end to slap.


Earth Angel
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7 posted 2008-03-19 07:42 PM


At least the doctor kept his biggest appendage ~ his baby toe!

I have heard, that to this very day, he keeps his tiny digit tightly wrapped in a rag!


Jason Lyle
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8 posted 2008-03-20 04:29 AM


lol after years away, I am glad toe and bal, etc, are still keppers of the humor
nakdthoughts
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9 posted 2008-03-20 06:42 AM


enjoying the rivalry


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effjayel
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10 posted 2008-03-20 01:40 PM




Bonnie, He started it! I’m gonna sulk now...

Toe, I don’t hate my brother, And how you can deny me as your own when we look so much alike...

‘Deer, you are so funny, I can understand you being bitter, it must have been hard for you to learn the man you always considered to be your Pa was not at the conception....

Steve, that’s rich coming from you, apparently your face was constantly covered in diaper rash. I can understand  your Mom’s confusion. Until you got teeth it must have been hard to tell which end was which....  

Linda, The rag is to prevent brain damage ...

Jason, They now need to share it, hence the squabbling, you know how the jealousy thing works. It is never easy when someone younger, smarter AND better looking starts to muscle in...

M,  Well that makes 2 of us then.... Now, if my partners in rhyme can just be man enough to admit defeat, we could move on....



Toerag
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11 posted 2008-03-20 03:19 PM


That's only with my pants down and showing my ass...(which I do frequently)....
effjayel
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12 posted 2008-03-20 04:04 PM


I'm real sorry, God went and ruined it when he put teeth in it...
sewasham
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13 posted 2008-03-20 07:17 PM


This coming from the guy who almost choked from the baby powder his mom poured in his mouth. Then almost smothered him by putting the diaper on the wrong end!(It may have been on purpose and who could blame her!)


effjayel
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14 posted 2008-03-21 07:19 AM


Well Steve,if you are going to get that personal, I will have to break my promise to you & tell the folks on here about how you were so ugly in school, they had to leave a gap between 2 of your buddies and morph you into the group shot later because you scared the other kids so much they could not stop crying long enough for the picture to be taken...
sewasham
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15 posted 2008-03-21 10:57 AM


Ah, but at least I got in the picture. You were so ugly you broke every camera before the picture could be taken.


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16 posted 2008-03-21 12:11 PM


God! you guys are argueing like little children! Don't make me put you two in seprate corners. LOL!! you guys are how old again? huh? lol anyway! funny poem lol

XxZachxX

sewasham
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17 posted 2008-03-21 12:43 PM


But he pushed me first...


effjayel
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18 posted 2008-03-21 12:58 PM


No I didn't it was him, I'm going to tell my Dad, he is bigger than your Dad....Toerag, that fat kid is picking on me again.....
sewasham
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19 posted 2008-03-21 01:19 PM


Toerag's kid huh? That explains everything.


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