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Bonnie j
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0 posted 2008-03-17 05:23 PM



Handsome Gigolo

She had heard of this handsome gigolo.
His name being that of Mr. Green Fly.
The talk was all over town on how he was going to
tame Miss.Sexy Spider.
He would boast about the town in the tavern and in
the G R O C E R Y
These words you would hear him say, with his
handsome smile,
“I’ll have her eating out of my hand for I am a
handsome gigolo
and she is a fine looking lady of means.”
Her home made of the finest silk, covered with
shimmering diamonds that glow in the morning sun.
In her kitchen she has prepared the finest of meals.
Soufflé of mosquito, tender housefly eyes
and
a rich Bordeaux of red wine.
As she makes herself ready for the handsome
Mr.Green Fly.
She dresses her long shapely legs in a design
of
delicate black fish net and she drapes her body in the sheerest of silk.
As evening approaches she hears a tender voice
“Oh! Miss. Sexy Spider may I come into your parlor?”
“Yes!”
Is her charming reply, with a sly wink of long enticing lashes covered in black.
As Mr. Green Fly enters her parlor he finds he
unable to move.
“Good evening Mr. Green Fly,” as she circles him with
a radiant smile covering him with the finest of silk.
“Yes Mr. Green Fly you are a handsome gigolo.
I think we’ll have an appetizer this evening dear Mr.Green Fly, piquant green fly dip,
with delicate beetle shells,
or
would you rather have creamed grasshopper dip?
Oh! Something caught your tongue dear Mr. Green
Fly?
What a shame.
I guess I’ll have to eat alone, as I do every night.
Good night Mr. Green Fly.”

Hugs
BonBon

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1 posted 2008-03-17 05:41 PM


Amazing what you can find on the web!
Robert E. Jordan
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2 posted 2008-03-17 05:42 PM


Cute Bonnie J,

Is this Green Fly Gigolo guy any relation to Cantharis vesicatoria.  This is a very clever poem, I like it.

Bobby

Toerag
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3 posted 2008-03-17 05:45 PM


A poem about me?
Bonnie j
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4 posted 2008-03-17 06:37 PM


Thanks for reading my silliness.
Deer, Toerag. This was a meal just for you guys.
Robert: I had to go look up your strange word (Spanish Fly or CANTHARIS VESICATORIA).
Man I'm getting an education.

Hugs
BonBon

Robert E. Jordan
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5 posted 2008-03-17 07:25 PM


BonBon,

Education is a good thing.

Bobby

Sunshine
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6 posted 2008-03-17 07:34 PM


Bonnie...

where have you been? This is delightful...
and I thank you for the wrinkling smiles
you've left me with!



P.S. Don't be a stranger!! We've missed you!

Bonnie j
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7 posted 2008-03-17 07:52 PM


Hi Sunshine
Thanks for reading. I just haven't been writing much for the past year. Just spurts every now and then. Been doing a lot of reading so maybe one of these days the writing bug will fly again or maybe I should say The Chocolate Monster will fly again.LOL
Thanks again
Hugs
BonBon

JL
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8 posted 2008-03-18 01:30 PM


Heeheee!!

Nice one Bonnie...

JL


JamesMichael
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9 posted 2008-03-19 03:29 PM


Another gigolo bites the dust...James
banished_fairy
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10 posted 2008-03-20 12:13 PM


I can think of several "gigolos" that would deserve that fate. An updated, whimsical play on the "Miss Spider" story from days long forgotten. I adored it. Thank you.
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