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Earth Angel
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0 posted 2008-02-27 09:13 AM


        

This Fallen Angel
~ Linda L. Dowd ~

I’m off to join PiP friends at sea,
I’ll bring along all sides of me.
~ The sage, the siren, my inner child,
With a touch of class ~ and a lotta wild!

My Mary drink won’t be a Virgin,
My Shirley Temple ~ with gin, will burgeon!
No sissy beers or sparkling wine,
~ A whiskey straight will do just fine

I’ll slip the vestments off my body.
Wear something red and sheer and gawdy.
Paint my lips with crimson slicker,
To raise the rate of each man’s ticker.

I’ll toss away my wings and halo,
And swing my hips like sassy J-Lo.
Sing raunchy songs to stir the blood,
And wrestle guys in jello mud.

This fallen angel’s hot for fun,
From early morn ‘til day is done.
So bring it on and let's set sail,
~ but not to search for the Holy Grail!!!

~

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (02-27-2008 10:41 AM).]

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Robert E. Jordan
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1 posted 2008-02-27 09:22 AM


Earth Angel,

Hey--there you go.  That's what I like to see.  You're my kind of girl.

You might work on the last line a little.

Bobby



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2 posted 2008-02-27 09:44 AM


Well shiver me timbers.....hit the sea with 'Angel "E".....barely dressed and gawdy, getting drunk and being naughty.

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3 posted 2008-02-27 10:22 AM


Good morning, Bobby! I had struggled with the last line and you bringing it to my attention, got me to struggle with it again! lol

I do believe that I have now improved it somewhat, but it's still not perfect. I'll keep mulling it over in my mind.

Thanks for your positive feedback on my poem and for the constructive critique!

Get your bags packed! You're welcome aboard the pleasure cruise!


the former EA winky wink

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4 posted 2008-02-27 10:28 AM


Toe ~

~ and you said you weren't very good at rhyming! Cute poetic reply from the cutest LITTLE Toe I ever did see! Oh, dear! You know what they say about men with big feet! ~ Well, I do believe that the converse is also true! I wonder if Cialis works on feet?!?

Good to hear from you, you little toerag of a rascallion!


the former EA

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5 posted 2008-02-27 10:30 AM


Well, there you go...you did it again...you bring this effervensent smile to my face that just keeps on giving me positive light...you ARE an angel...and this write of yours is simply supercalifragilisticexpeallodostious....did I spell that right?  I don't think so...

Hugs and love
Lee J.

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6 posted 2008-02-27 10:45 AM


Lee J ~

Top o' the mornin', girlfriend! I think it's about time to set sail again! I need to shake off the February blahs ~ as well as my hips! ((( )))

Loves 'n huggaroos,

Linda Lou
a.k.a. F.A. ~ Fallen Angel

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7 posted 2008-02-27 11:19 AM


Earth Angel,

  You've chosen the perfect picture to go with the poem!  I couldn't tell exactly what color of eyes Betty has, but I think there is a very good resemblance to our fallen angel!   How very cute!   I am so amused by your poem and all the entertaining responses it has brought.  

    Enjoyed the chuckle!

misce'

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8 posted 2008-02-27 11:31 AM


You certainly brought the smiles out, Linda! Some fun work, it was!


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9 posted 2008-02-27 01:42 PM


You, my dear Linda, have a magical pen even when you take off your wings!!
I'll go and find the right outfit and come on board, hehe ...
Thank you so much for the smiles!

Will Brad Pitt be the captain? I loved him in his role in the movie "Chocolate"!!! Some romantic dances ...

Regathering composure!

smiles, love and hugs
Margherita

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10 posted 2008-02-27 02:15 PM


As ever, you've managed to get my timbers shivering & my sashes buckling (and my barnacles blistering)
Thanx...

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11 posted 2008-02-27 03:48 PM


Ms misce' ~

Betty Boop and I aim to "amuse" ~ and bemuse!

People are always mistaking each of us for the other. The best way to tell us apart is by the colour of our eyes. Mine are blue ~ and hers are black!!! (meow)

Hugs to you!

FA


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12 posted 2008-02-27 03:53 PM


Sunshine ~

Karilea, being an 'angel' ain't all that it's cracked up to be! Ya can't drink, or smoke, or swear, or party it up! It turns out that my inner child is really a wild child!

Love, Laughs, 'n Sun Light,

F.A.


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13 posted 2008-02-27 04:02 PM


Maga Margherita ~

Oh, yes! Do wear something alluring! "Violet" would be a good shade for you! Don't be shy! Let your wild child out!

Just for you, I will ask Brad Pitt to be the captain of our pleasure cruise! He owes me one (I'm the one who introduced him to Angelina! lol)

Ship sets sail tomorrow at noon!



F.A. That's FA, not EA.

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14 posted 2008-02-27 04:06 PM


simon ~

Oh, dear! I just got the most hilarious picture of you in my mind! ~ but it also was very precious!

Loved your cute response!

Loves 'n laughs,

F.A.

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15 posted 2008-02-27 04:56 PM


Oh, Linda, I do adore lilac and violet, I am wearing a necklace with a beautiful amethyst (birthday gift from my colleagues!) ... I surely could find something fitting.

You know I think it was Johnny Depp!!! But then if you have such a fantastic "channel" to Brad Pitt he fits the role perfectly well too! lol

You are one of a kind, dear Linda!
And I adore your spirit.
love
Margherita

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16 posted 2008-02-27 07:32 PM


This sure brought a smile to my face. This is great.
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17 posted 2008-02-27 08:55 PM


I guess everybody's lining up for the trip.
Sounds like you're the perfect lady to party with. I wanna go.
                                 Ida

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18 posted 2008-02-27 10:58 PM


I really enjoyed this..gave me a huge smile.
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19 posted 2008-02-28 08:20 AM


Boop, boop, be do...or something like that...my ex-wife worked at a restaurant where each one of the waitresses had to assume a character...she was Betty Boop and did a fine job of it...James
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20 posted 2008-02-28 09:38 AM


this was so much fun gave me big smiles!
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21 posted 2008-02-28 09:54 AM


Love this ,  I could do with a party , hope you are sailing over here , what time can I jump on board LOL

Hope

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22 posted 2008-02-28 03:34 PM


You are just too cute!
Like a little BED-BUG!

Heehee....

Love to you in the ice country.

JL


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23 posted 2008-02-28 07:48 PM



Dear Linda I can certainly imagine you

raising all those mens heart rate. have a

great holiday my dear and come back soon.

Lindsay

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24 posted 2008-02-28 09:06 PM


I just love this. This is so cute.
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25 posted 2008-02-28 11:35 PM


haha, such a touch of class, and humor.

very enjoyable.

And, Im bacccck.

My first new poem after a long rut of writers block is posted.

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26 posted 2008-02-29 04:01 AM


Maga Margherita ~

You're in luck! I talked to Brad Pitt and apparently he and Johnny Depp are the best of buds! Johnny has agreed to be co-captain of the Pip Ship!!! This is going to be a trip to remember, thatsa fer shore! Get your motor runnin'! ~ Mine is!



F.A.

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27 posted 2008-02-29 04:04 AM


Smartest Chick ~

I am so happy to be able to put a smile on your  face, Sweet Sue! I trust that you will be joining us on the PiP Ship!!!

Better get packing!

F.A.


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28 posted 2008-02-29 04:08 AM


Marchmadness ~

What's a party ship without our party girl, Ida! ~ and March is when you get 'Mad'! It will be great to see the crazy fun side of you in full bloom! Let's par-taaaay~!

Here's to a happy holiday!

F.A.

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29 posted 2008-02-29 04:11 AM


TinaTrivett ~

My word! That truly is a big smile, you have there! I can see it all the way up here in Seventh Heaven! Well, Earth Angel can see it all the way up to Seventh Heaven! I can see it from all the way down here! ~ If you get my drift!

Smiles across the miles!

F. A.

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30 posted 2008-02-29 04:15 AM


Hawaii Man ~

Hi, James! That must have been fun for you "X" to dress up and take on the character of my alter ego! Boop, boop, be doop!

The PiP ship will be having a stopover at Hawaii! Hope you'll hop aboard!

Aloha hugs,

F.A.

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31 posted 2008-02-29 04:19 AM


SEA ~

Care to sail the 'sea' with your fellow party pipsters! If you're smiling now, just think of how big your smile would be if you come for some fun and sun on the high seas!

Fun, Sun, 'n SEA!

F. A.

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32 posted 2008-02-29 04:25 AM


'High' Hope!

M'dear, you are most definitely invited to join us on the PiP Ship! The ship will pull into your harbour around 10:00 AM Aussie Time, one week from today!

'Hope' you can join us!

P.S. Can you bring a cute little Koala bear with you? ~ A real one! They are so adorable and I have always wanted to hug one! Oh, and don't forget to bring some eucalyptus leaves for it to eat! We wouldn't want a 'hungry bear' on board! lol

See you soon! Ta ta, for now!

F. A.

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33 posted 2008-02-29 04:28 AM


JL ~

Where in the blazes have you been, Tex Man!?! I almost sent an angel posse out lookin' fer ya!!!

Hmm, I've been called a "Bed Bug" before, but I'm a LADY and would prefer to be called a Ladybug!!!

Great hearing from you!

Care to hop aboard the PiP Ship Lollipop?

Linda Lou

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34 posted 2008-02-29 04:34 AM


LP ~

Lindsay, my dear Aussie Man, the EA side of me doesn't raise a man's ticker! It calms a man down until he's darn near in a coma with boredom! It's my Betty Boop side that can get men's motors runnin'!

I can't set sail without my dear Aussie Man joining us!!! Promise me that you will come! ~ Pretty please with sugar on top!

F.A.

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35 posted 2008-02-29 04:37 AM


Oklahoma Rose ~

They say "A rose, is a rose, is a rose!" ~ but an "Oklahoma Rose" is the sweetest of them all!

Hi, there! Welcome aboard! Do join us! It promises to be a blast!


F. A. (Actually, I'm really Earth Angel in disguise!)

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36 posted 2008-02-29 04:41 AM


PrestonThePoet ~

You're baaaack! I was beginning to think that you had abandoned your PiP family!

So good to hear from you! You simply have to join us on our imaginary cruise! Poets have great imaginations ~ so this party cruise ought to be outta this world!

Giving you a big, welcome-back hug,

F. A. (E.A. will return when the ship does! )

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37 posted 2008-02-29 12:18 PM


.

Sweet FA...

Pipe me aboard the love boat
Let me inflate your sails
And if I misbehave
You can make me a galley slave
(Just don’t smote me with your Cat ‘o’ Nine tails...)


Thanks for keeping the lights on so I could find my way back 'Home'

John

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38 posted 2008-02-29 12:38 PM


Heeeere's Johnnnny! Back safe and sound back home! We kept the home fires burning for you!

Inflate my sails? ~ my dear friend, you just did and it's full steam ahead with you on board! Don't worry about misbehavin' ~ cause it's me ~ Fallen Angel, who is the mistress of this ship! Earth Angel is on Cloud 9 eating heavenly light whipped Philadelphia cream cheese on bagels with all the other 'angels'!

I'll pour you a stiff jug of gin to dim the pain! That should help keep you in good running order!

Smiles, Seas, 'n Sails!

Party up, boy!

EA


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39 posted 2008-02-29 12:47 PM


That was a fire causing the smoke? And I thought you had set your bunk a smoulderin’ Hold the party I’m on the way & will be racing up the gang plank afore ye know it, just got to stop off at the quarter masters stores for supplies. I need 1 of those rinky little Mae West Jackets,I gotta keep my cudgel dry, or is it my powder???

Thar She Blows!

Cap’n Long John

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40 posted 2008-02-29 01:04 PM


Captain Long John, the smoke WAS caused by the fire that was created in my bunk! Now, now, it wasn't started by what your naughty mind might be thinking! I hadn't shaved my legs and the friction sets my sheets on fire!

Lesson learned! Shave first ~ then sail ~ and then jump in between the sheets! winky wink!

Don't forget the Mae West jacket to keep your  "cudgel" dry! Hmmm! Is that a cudgel or are you just happy to see me?!?

Don't forget your birthday suit!

See you on the Love Boat a.k.a. The Pip Ship Lollipop!

F. A.



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41 posted 2008-02-29 01:05 PM


Lovely, lovely, lovely. How I missed this wonderful fun!!! Even Your fun was at the elegant level.!!!!
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42 posted 2008-02-29 01:23 PM


TomMark ~

Tom, you are most definitely invited 'Too'!

If you like to play and have fun, then you best get your boarding pass, pronto! Spots are filling up fast! Mind you, if all the bunks are taken, you can share mine! I'll sleep on the box springs on the floor, and I will give you the nice soft mattress on the bed springs!
All I ask of you is for you to sing me to sleep each night. "Rock-a-bye-baby" would lull me to sleep with the gentle rocking of the boat.

Bring your toothbrush!


F.A.

P.S. You don't snore, do you?!?

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43 posted 2008-02-29 01:35 PM


This could go on & on & On.......


I so wanted to look my best
So my birthday suit I tried to press
But I could not get rid of all the wrinkles
I even stretched the bit that tinkles

Then I had this bright idea
(Ok it may not have been one of my best)
But I tied it in a knot at the rear
And covered it with me vest

Then shiver me timbers
Disaster struck
You remember I have no fingers
‘Tis but just a hook?

When I tried to raise the zip
I heard an almighty rip
Now I am in a state of alarm
‘Cos I’ve only gone & trapped my yard arm

Now it’s back to the Doc
And I’ve only just left his place
To see if he can use this striped sock
To splice my mainbrace…..

So wait for me Miss Boop de Boop
And I promise your deck to poop
Please remember to save me a Bloody Mary
Oh, and please do not shave I LOVE legs that’s ‘airy…...


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44 posted 2008-02-29 01:56 PM


OMG I love this one!!!! I need to learn to be more like the frisky angel in your poem!!!! Take care....

~~~kingsangel~~~

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45 posted 2008-02-29 01:56 PM


Captain John ~

"But I could not get rid of all the wrinkles
I even stretched the bit that tinkles"

~ a 'press'ing matter, indeed!

"When I tried to raise the zip
I heard an almighty rip
Now I am in a state of alarm
‘Cos I’ve only gone & trapped my yard arm"

~ Oh, dear! I don't know whether to laugh or cry!!! T'wood' be quite a sight to behold!

The Doc used a "striped sock to splice" your "mainbrace..."?!?

Now there's a doctor with a creative take on medicine ~ and with a jolly roger good sense of humour! Hardy har har, mate!

I'll be sure to save you a non-virgin Bloody Mary! ~ Anything for a man who likes hairy legs! Ta think of all the lawnmowers I've worn out over the years! ~ All for nothing!

Prickly legs! Here we come!

Loves 'n Hi-jinks on the high seas!

F.A.


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46 posted 2008-02-29 02:01 PM


kingsangel ~

All you need to do is follow my lead! Relax and enjoy and do what comes naturally! Eat, drink, and be merry! Sway to the music ~ and love your fellow pipsters! ~ ALL of them! lol



F.A.

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47 posted 2008-03-01 08:52 AM


Well that's really almost more than I can bear, I am beginning to ache with this laughter session (of course I admit I didn't "get" everything to the fullest, but what I got was 'naff for big smiles)...

If am not aboard you might find me swimming and jumping ahead of you ... dolphins are very smart yanno!




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48 posted 2008-03-01 09:58 AM


Maga Margherita ~ "The One Who Swims With the Dolphins"

I do so hope that you will manage to come aboard the PiP Ship Lollipip! If by chance, that does not come to pass, I will notify our captain, Brad Pitt, and his co-captain, Johnny Depp, to keep a keen eye out for you and your dolphin friends on the high seas! Bon Voyage!

Love & Dolphin Magic,

F. A.




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49 posted 2008-03-01 10:39 AM


John, I just now realized that I hadn't told you that YOU were the "pipster who needed a laugh"! I posted this the day after your operation because I thought that this might pick up your spirits when you were ready to come back to pip!

Loves 'n healing laughs,

Linda



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50 posted 2008-03-01 11:07 AM


my dear lady, you are an angel!!!
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51 posted 2008-03-01 11:24 AM


LadyTom ~

Delighted to make your acquaintance! ~ especially after your very nice reply!

Thank you very much! I hope you enjoy sailing these seas of blue as much as I do! In fact, please join us on our imaginary cruise that will put the piz in your zazz! lol

Giving you a very warm, welcoming hug,

EA



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52 posted 2008-03-01 11:33 AM




.Well Hot Thang,
This was a helluva shock
To find out it was me being  pressganged
On board the lollipop

Now you have not just raised the Jolly Roger
But also the hopes of this old codger

Now this is just typical ( He muses with a grin)
That I was elsewhere, namely intensive care
The day my ship came in

Therefore I demand a re match
‘Cause wrestlin’s in my blood
So you’d better mix up a new batch
Of that jello mud

I just had a word with Davey Jones
And called in a few outstanding loans
I’ll be on the quay tomorrow night
You’ll know it’s me

I’ll be the one wearing tights….

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53 posted 2008-03-01 11:36 AM


And I shall blow off the lighthouse light
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54 posted 2008-03-01 11:37 AM


Ladytom,  I'd pay to see that, don't you dare start till I get there.
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55 posted 2008-03-01 11:39 AM


Sorry John, yours was not rhymed
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56 posted 2008-03-01 11:47 AM


HMMmmm....

LadyTom had big breaths
But try as she might
She could not put out the light

She puffed & blew
To no avail
Even Tomtoo
Was doomed to fail

There is a moral to this tale woe
As there usually is
If not too hard you blow
Could be mistaken for a kiss ...


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57 posted 2008-03-01 11:50 AM


FJL ~

Hmmm, you've got a point there. As you have been laid  up, you haven't been up to participating in a good wrestlin' match. This is what I will do. I will make up a fresh batch of jello mud and you can show me what you're made of, Big Boy! I will meet you at the Quay. I'll look for you wearing a pair of tights and I'll be the one wearing a bikini! Oh, here's a photo of me so you won't be mistaking someone else for yours truly.



Remember to play fair!!!

Boop boop be doo!
F.A.


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58 posted 2008-03-01 11:55 AM


Play fair, me ? Not going to happen, I left my copy of the Queensbury rules in the bedside locker with the Gideons Bible.... Hey I just had a thought, I was thinking about J-Lo getting into my tights & realised it might be a typo...not too sure about jello in  me tights...
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59 posted 2008-03-01 11:56 AM


LadyTom ~

Without a photo of you posted, I was wondering what you must look like. I do suspect that you have 2 twinkly eyes because I can definitely detect that you have a sense of humour! Now John has pointed out in his poetic reply to you, that you have "big breaths"! Aha! I am beginning to get a clearer picture of you in my mind!

Big hug ~ big smile,

EA

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60 posted 2008-03-01 12:01 PM


John, I just got an image of you jumping around
holding onto your recent operative site, as you try to shake the jello out of your tights!

Oh, my goodness! What a sight for sore eyes! I'm laughing so hard that I would wager my tummy hurts more than yours does!

You're a hoot 'n a half!


Betty Boop Angel

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61 posted 2008-03-01 12:06 PM


Maybe we should try rubbing jello onto our aching tums! BTW, you not figured out the ID of our PIP ( partner in posting) ?? there is a clue in the poem I posted for her...
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62 posted 2008-03-01 12:12 PM


Aha! LadyTom must be TomMark's significant other!

One Tom plus One Tom make 'Too' Toms! lol

Hugs to all three of you!



EA

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63 posted 2008-03-01 12:36 PM


I can follow your train of thought there, in fact that was the same (wrong) conclusion I also arrived at....try this math, 2 into 1 does go??
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64 posted 2008-03-01 01:50 PM


??? You mean that they're one and the same???
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My husband's Aunt Betty was called "Betty Boop" by her late husband.  She was thrilled when I found shirts and knick nacks of "Boop" I'd sent her.  She's a very young 82(this month) and I'd love to share your cute poem with her if you'll okay it.  Of course, I'll honor your author rights if you'd allow me to tuck a copy in her birthday card.

  Rae

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Happy 82nd Birthday

to

Aunt Betty

with love 'n kisses,

Betty Boop



Sending a birthday kiss your way!

Love,
Betty Boop

Boop boop be doo!

I hope you enjoy sandgrain's card!

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67 posted 2008-03-01 03:51 PM


Thanks a million!

  Rae

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Rae ~ You are most welcome, a million times over! lol

I hope your Aunt Betty has a wonderful 82nd birthday!


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First of all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM ME TOO FOR DEAR RAE'S AUNT BETTY!!

must find some flowers ... wait ...


Linda I tried to find a winged spider, so that you could find some affinity, but I fear they would still frighten you so I will let it be, for now!!

You guys are too much. This is such a fun thread. Everyone should join in, it will make their Monday sweeter!

love
Margherita

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Maga Margherita ~

You are such a pet! ~ and definitely not of the arachnid persuasion! ~ Thanks be to Pan,  the god of flora and fauna! lol

I would wager that Rae's Aunt Betty would also prefer the flowers without that little winged, 8-legged creature that you so impishly had considered including in the bouquet!

You're a fun gal, girlfriend!


Linda

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71 posted 2008-03-03 10:32 AM


Happy Birthday!!!! Aunt Betty


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Aunt Tom, I'm sure that Rae's Aunt Betty will appreciate your thoughtfulness!

You're a mighty fine specimen of an 'ant'! lol

Loving hug 'n a big smile,

EA


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73 posted 2008-03-03 11:32 AM


The answer to your post(64) is yes...they are one and the same,
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FJL ~

Aha! Gotcha! It took me a bit a ponderin' it! Seems my math skills ain't half bad, after all!


Betty Angel ~ or is that Angel Betty?!? ~ Or EA or FA or Linda or Earth Angel or Linda Lou or .....Having multiple personalities can get mighty confusing!

Howsabout, plain little ole "Me" ~ or "Moi" as the French would say! lol


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75 posted 2008-03-03 01:37 PM


John's math  Turkey+Stuffing=Turkey. Of course he is right.
But I am wrong. I have to say it again. TomMark is Ron's big brother. LadyTom is the Aunt. Clear now?
If You fall, we all fall. Angel!!!!   

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76 posted 2008-03-03 02:03 PM



LadyTomAuntMark

Angel gives up!

    

"We all fall" down!

~ You're a lubbable nut!
Whomever ~ or whatever!, you are!




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77 posted 2008-03-03 02:25 PM


When I first heard that song
About a boy named Sue
I just assumed I’d heard it wrong
Now it appears it could be true ...


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78 posted 2008-03-03 02:51 PM


When I last talked to John
The boy was bully strong
Now his heart is angelic soft  
dono where he belongs

After touched by an Angel's wand.  

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79 posted 2008-03-03 03:34 PM


FJL

Oh,yes! I recall that "Sue" song!
It was sung by a 'man' named "John".
He had lots of 'Cash'
~ and wore a pink sash,
Lordy, where did he go wrong?



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80 posted 2008-03-03 03:38 PM



LadyAuntTom

My goodness! My goodness! Oh, my!
What has my wand done to that guy!
Now he wears tights!
~ Oh, what a sight!
My goodness! My goodness! Oh, my!

~

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81 posted 2008-03-03 04:07 PM


Not your fault, not you fault
It must be the wrong hospital bed
where he was wheeled to
An octopus was waiting in the shadeless light.



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82 posted 2008-03-03 04:07 PM


I recall that fellow cash
And his top 10 follow up smash
Didn't he win an Ivor Novello
For his Ode to Green Jello ?

Then when the cash cow began to slow
He upped and moved to Mexico
And opened a transvestite bordello
Where the Seonoritas spoke deep & low

The most requests were for Margherita
Who's name was really Peter
Each Saturday was fetish night
When she performed in spandex tights

Dangling from an overhead trapeze
Covered in flaming catherine wheels
And soon her name was up in lights
It was a truly amazing sight

People came from miles afar
To see this rising star
She became a sensation overnight
And changed her name to Angel Delight...

Is that who you were referring to or have the tablets got me all confused again???


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83 posted 2008-03-03 04:26 PM


quote:
Not your fault, not you fault
It must be the wrong hospital bed



.
Everybody point the finger
And say I not to blame
It must have been Nurse Linda
That got mixed up the names

Him not be happy when he wake
And see we cut off wrong bit
Real big big mistake
Now we in the ...mess

And stitches coulda been much neater
Last time sewing by Margherita
An' look there down below
Under bed is leak jello

The Dr say I know not what answer is
Don know what to doo
Maybe tell him he is his sis
And change name over bed to Tom 2?


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84 posted 2008-03-03 04:40 PM


Mama M was feeding your food
Aunt T was measuring your mood
Angel L was flying around
to make sure nothing get screwed

But HulaJohn was to brood  
About a surrounding so crude
where nothing match the fantasy
of a brand new Nottingham Dude  

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LadyTom ~

Thank you so much for exonerating me from culpability in John's plight!

An octopus, you say?!? ~ They have 8 legs ~ just like a spidey does!!!

Poor, poor John. His luck has not been the best, as of late.

Hugs from Nurse Betty Angel





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FJL ~

You are one fine comedic writer! LOL
~ and one with a great imagination! Mind you, much of what you did write, I know to be the gospel truth.

Yes, that was our Margherita, however one night she caught her dorsal fin (as you know she is part dolphin) in the trapeze ropes and she tumbled down into Aunt Tom's arms. I hear they are now an item!!!

Loves 'n Laughs,

Angel B.B.



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John ~ or should I now refer to you as "Joan".
I am so sorry to hear that you lost your itsy bitsy, tiny teeny weanie!

But all is not lost (for what that's worth!), I shall find you a new one in the hospital morgue! Oh dear, that does sound rather 'morbid', does it not! Oh, well, desperate times call for desperate measures ~ and I'll do anything for a friend!

btw, your closing line was a doozy! lol

Hugs 'n smiles from Nurse Angel

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LadyTom ~

"Angel L was flying around
to make sure nothing get screwed"

~ and it appears that I failed miserably!!!

But let's look on the bright side of the situation! He's now a new and improved Nottingham dude!

With loves 'n hugs,

Angel L

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89 posted 2008-03-04 11:58 AM


I think I'd better stop right here, Morgues, stiffs, raised from the dead etc, or this post could end up with:

A: My getting banned

B: In big trouble

C: Moved to Behind closed doors..

or all 3,

But I must say, I have had so much fun with both it & you as well as...well you know who I mean! And I have to say, I never saw so many relies/pages on 1 post. I hope we did not upset or offend to many readers...

Yours, I.D. Crisis

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90 posted 2008-03-04 12:24 PM


FJL ~

LOL I do so know what you mean! And thanks for the fun! You have a fabulous sense of humour! This may be the most fun that I have had since I joined this site!

Thanks for the memories!

I'm pleased that you're on the mend!


Linda

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Honored to be an Angel's helper to make
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LadyTom ~

It's been a blast! I know we pushed the pip boundaries a bit, but those who have joined in the spirit of this write, seemed to have had a good time!

Thanks for your joyful participation, Aunt T.

Glad you enjoyed the pleasure cruise aboard the PiP Ship Lollipop!


Linda

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Linda, Aw you are too kind! I really have had more fun than I deserve since my return & I thank you from the bottom of my jello bucket....it is clear that you & I ( and 1 or Too others)have a lot in common in the humor stakes, just hope we did not tick anyone off when it began to turn into our own little posting club.I hope you are aware that my continued return to normal(!!?) is helped in no small part by both you & my other special friends on here. I apologise for the delay in replying to your e mails & promise I will respond in the next day or so...

LadyTom...Hey, I think I love you ! XXX Thanks buddy (4 everything)

J xx

Be nice to round this off with an even 100 posts...



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With love and smiles from Angel Delight!!

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95 posted 2008-03-04 12:43 PM


Dear John, you must work in royal court since you are such a "hypocrite" out of NOTHING
You shall not worry about this thread...my, my the thread....is all for your recovery under the instructions of Angel L
Aunt T

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FJL ~

When I posted this "for a pipster who needs a laugh" ~ I never dreamed that you would have so many of them! I am so happy that I was able to play a part in your returning to 'normal' after your operation.

~ and hey! I think I love LadyTom too!


Linda

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Maga Margherita the Senorita ~

You're ADORABLE! ~ and I lovesya bunches!

You have added soooo much to this post! ~ Your humour, your charm, your spirit of collaboration ~ and your own sweet self! As FJL says, you're an "Angel Delight"!

Loves 'n hugs and a whole lotta smiley faces,

Linda

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As I now have Angels 3
Watching over me from above
This is to You from Me
With All My love...

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Yes EA, you may purloin the Gif & use as your own...X

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FJL



Thank you so much!

She's adorable! ~ just like you!

with love from

Earth Angel
~ and her new little sidekick!

~


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100 posted 2008-03-04 06:23 PM


              
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Oh, my goodness, Lady T!!! You are delightful!

I wondered if anyone might want to make this post an even 100! ~ and it was you! ~ and three adorable little cherubs!

Love to you ~ and a huge smile!

Linda

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102 posted 2008-03-04 08:45 PM


gee...is this a record for 'reads and replies' and reply replies; etc.?!!
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No, it's not a record yet, but it does remind me of the close and personal relationships we saw when PiP first came along a few years ago [nearly a decade ago] and how we all got along and had lots of fun.

Linda, you are an Earth Angel of Fun, that is for sure.

It was wonderful to pop in tonight and see a number over 100...and see all of the fun behind it....




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Laughter brings healing

like somersaults on Spring lawn

good for heart and bones



Thank you dear Karilea for the healing touch!

Thank you dear Bruce, relax and join the smiles!

In a hurry, have a wonderful day all!

love
Margherita - Angel Delight  

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shdp ~

Hi, Bruce! I am amazed at the number of responses, as well! ~ Mind you, lots of them are by Betty Boop! lol

I'm so pleased that you popped by!

Boop, boop, be doo!

F. A.


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Sunshine ~

Good morning, Sun! Thank you for adding some more of your Light to this fun post. I have really enjoyed myself! One thang thatsa fer shore, fun, laughter and camaraderie are still alive and well in Pipland!

Love & Sun Light

Linda Boop Angel

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Angel Delight Margherita ~

What a delightful senryu! ~ In keeping with your delightful personality which shone all through this pip post!

On the next pleasure cruise, please join us on board instead of swimming with your dolphin friends along side of the PiP Ship Lollipop! I'd invite the dolphins aboard, however, I think it would be deleterious to their health!

Loves, Laughs, 'n huggaroonies,

Angel Boop Linda

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108 posted 2008-03-05 12:21 PM


I just popped in for a minute
Got to pop right back out again
If your post is not yet in it
You could make it a hundred & ten...

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109 posted 2008-03-05 12:37 PM


We'll make it record long
For this is for our HulaJohn
And the calling is heavenly high
Dare me not to follow along

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FJL ~

You playful little munchkin! It appears by my replying to your reply, that this post is now at 110! You made me do it! lol



Earthy Angel Boop

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LadyAunt Tom ~

Are you in cahoots with HulaJohn? No good could come of that union! ~ But then again, I could be wrong! lol

Love to you, Aunt T!

Linda Boop

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112 posted 2008-03-05 03:57 PM


EA, goalpost now moved... the new target is now 1-5-0 !!

J x

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FJL ~

Oh my! This Boop is getting pooped! But I'm 'game' if you're game! Besides, I can kick a ball harder, and farther than you would ever dream of! Boop boop be doo! Go ahead! Move the goal post!

BB


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114 posted 2008-03-05 04:22 PM


GAME ON!

It is a downright lie
That Aunt Tom & I
Are actually partners in crime...

It is simply just
We enjoy the cut & thrust
Of the repartee in rhyme...

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115 posted 2008-03-05 04:34 PM


The uniformed dress
The hospital white
the colors of free
Were squared under light

To paint some strips
And make them rhyme
The whirl wind of corridor
Brought Scotland yard's delight  

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116 posted 2008-03-05 04:42 PM


It was raining hard
in the cold coal night
John was dreaming as usual
But under soft ward bed

The good nurse tip-toed in
Surprised, John was out of sight
She hurriedly pressed the button
Of the fire alarm red.

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117 posted 2008-03-05 04:50 PM


People all ran mad
to search the precious patient
While John was dreaming bad
To struggle out of ice

Stories of nowhere
Told of John's resurrect
But see there, see there
he was quite alive
trailing the sheet of wrap


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118 posted 2008-03-05 05:01 PM


Celling light shined soft and bright
Every face was blooming warm smile
We found you, we were so glad
John passed them, went back to his bed
dreaming in his style

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Lady Tom & Joan ~ I mean "John"

I love you guys! ~ girls?!? You two are sooo punny! The EA in me twitters, the BB in me snickers, and the Linda in me, laughs her head off!

Muuwaaah!

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120 posted 2008-03-05 06:07 PM


John ~

...and your "repartee in rhyme" is divine!

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Lady Tom

"The uniformed dress
The hospital white"

~ 'Tis this angel nurse
Of heavenly Light.



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Lady Tom ~

Oh, no! Oh, no! Where did Johnny go?!?


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Aunt-T ~

Oh, yes indeedy
John gave us a fright
And I'll never forget
That horrible night!

I then tucked him in bed
He fell fast asleep
In uniformed arms
in Nurse Angel's keep.


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124 posted 2008-03-05 06:30 PM


Hey, c'mon down to the bilge (earning my passage) - ain't got much on down here either. It's quiet - nobody bothers you - heck, even the boss stays away.

Don't bring no wings or halo's though, them kind and the other kind stay away too - so it's
be just me and you and music by the Bilge-Pump Trio.

Mucho enjoyed this piece, me friend (oh, and do bring a supply of wipes - mine are getting a little "dry").

jimmy

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jimmy boy ~

Now there's an invitation that would be hard for this Fallen Angel. to pass on! Mind you, EA would be of a different mindset!

Just the two of us listening to the "Bilge-Pump Trio"? ~ How could I resist! I'll see you when I get back from the cruise! Keep your pants on!
~ or not!

Make sure you have lots of moonshine waitin' fer me!

Hugs 'n glugs,
F. A.

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JuJu ~

Welcome aboard! So glad you could make it! I saved a berth for you on the 'Boop' deck!

Ships ahoy!


Betty Boop Angel

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Very Cute!!! Reminds me of me sometimes!! haha just kidding!
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KeyLimeSorbet ~

I think that there is a little bit of her in each of us! However, whether we let her out or not, is the question! lol

Thanks for stopping by! Perhaps you will join us on pip's next imaginary pleasure cruise!


Fallen Angel (one of Earth Angel's alter egos)


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.
Sorry folks I was down below
Checking we had enough  jello

It looks like Jimmy has come up trumps
And come out of hiding from behind the pumps

Am I given to understand
He has formed an on board band?

I’m glad he did not bring on Wings
I don’t like those songs that McCartney sings

Oh, and that Halo! Can’t come on board either
‘Cos I sold the picture rights to The National Enquirer

Now I see another two have come to play
In the shape of Ju Ju & KL Sorbet

Have you told them they’ll have to work their passage
And keep us all well & truly massaged?

It appears they may be a mutiny brewing
For I have no idea what Aunt Tom is doing

It could be the plague or even scurvy
That has made her go all topsy turvy

May be time for Jim Boy to earn his stripes
And give her a good rub down with those medicated wipes

Now, before I go
(And this will make you grin)

Did anyone know
That Margherita can’t swim?

O.K. All hands on deck
Time to weigh the anchor

Last one to get their sail set
Is a lazy Shipmate….

.

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131 posted 2008-03-06 01:45 PM


Lord love a dolphin!
FJL that was fantastic!
Right on the money, that be!

~ * ~

What?!? Our Margheriata cannot swim?
Then what's the 'porpoise' of that dorsal fin?!?

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Did anyone know
That Margherita can’t swim?




of course I can swim
I am a brave dolphin!

The water is my element
I swim for my amusement.

But you can also fully rely on me
should there be need to save thee!

I am fifty fifty don't you know
even as a human I'll put on a show.


  

Margherita with love

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quote:
Then what's the 'porpoise' of that dorsal fin?!?
EA, everyone knows that is to hang on to when the Dolphin gets into top gear !

Marg, shades of superheroes! I always thought you were ALL woman, now you tell me you are half & half?? Linda, we gotta sell tickets to this show, we’ll make a killing !! Flipper eat your heart out….

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134 posted 2008-03-06 02:13 PM


The magnificent Pip Ship Lollipop is cruise along
with cheerful Dolphins swimming around
in the twinkled blue ocean under the sun
Nobody know that The sweetness is the dream of  HolaJohn
He is growing his long tongue
to lick the Lollipop down.
  

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Margherita the Dolphin Angel

~ What an adorable pic of you! I'll never doubt your dolphiness again!


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FJL ~

" EA, everyone knows that is to hang on to when the Dolphin gets into top gear !"

~ Hmm, I'm getting a picture in my mind that is not befitting a dolphin angel! lol

"Linda, we gotta sell tickets to this show, we’ll make a killing !!"

~ Heck! I'd buy a ticket! You guys are so witty and so much fun to play with!

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137 posted 2008-03-06 02:26 PM


Lady Tom ~

"He is growing his long tongue
to lick the Lollipop down."

~ Well John must have a mighty big tongue
'Cause the PiP Ship Lollipop is very l-o-n-g!!!

(Methinks you are a naughty Aunt-T) lol

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Lady, Lady Tom...

You have no idea
How good I could make the shipmates feel
My tongue is so long
I fear I could lick the keel..
.
.
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.
.
I'd remove all the barnacles
That I could find
Now you should be in manacles
For what was going through your mind...

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139 posted 2008-03-06 03:00 PM


EA, see the remark above re your minds....get it out of the galley, please!

BTW, that would be something to see, how can you buy a ticket to the show you are appearing in???

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something was floating like a huge eel
It flirted of the wave a quite appeal
A few  gray shadows sailed in
made it the new year's first meal  
Aunt Tom  

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Aunt Tom, Check your e mail & I will send you the picture of what was in the water, & it was NOT an eel.... I can't post it here...
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John, send me a spatula. I shall show you how to cook that kind of fish.
Aunt Tom

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HahaHAHAHAHAH...gorgeous
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Dear Barnacle John,
~ Or is your name "Pete"?
Those crusty crustaceans,
~ You like to eat?!?
You could solve the problem,
~ That plaques ships at sea,
By devouring those barnacles
~ That slow down their speed.



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FJL

Please note that it was F.A. (Fallen Angel) whose mind was "in the galley"!!!
~ NOT E.A.'s!!!

Harrrumph!

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146 posted 2008-03-07 09:34 AM


Aunt-T ~

You say, a HUGE eel was floating in the water?!?!?

Perhaps Barnacle John will save us and eat it all up!


F.A.

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FJL ~

Re your following reply to Aunt-T ~

"Aunt Tom, Check your e mail & I will send you the picture of what was in the water, & it was NOT an eel.... I can't post it here..."

~ Hmmm, F.A.'s curiosity is alive and well! Mind you, if it is really SCARY, I'll pass! I may be naughty, but monsters scare me and have me quaking in my Frederick's of Hollywood knickers!


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Aunt Tom ~

Do you mean to say, that you are going to cook up the monster fish and eat it?!? Yuuuukkk!

F.A. feels nauseous!

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muted ~

My goodness! I cannot believe my eyes! You're baaack! You have been MUTE for far too long!!!

So good to see that you're still alive and KICKING! Hmmm, I just got an idea! I love it when a lightbulb goes off in my head! Some of us pip girls are putting on a dance show and doing the Can-Can for the pip men. Care to join us!?!

Don't worry about what to wear! I have a selection of garter belts that you can choose from!

Fallen Angel can Can-Can! ~ and you can Can-Can too!


F. A.

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It was a killer whale.
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Lady-T ~

A "killer whale"?!? Oh, that's not scary!
Orca is one of my animal totems and I think they're cute!

Mind you, I hear Barnacle John has a huge appetite for fishy things ~ like barnacles and whatnot. This ought to hold him for a while. lol

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152 posted 2008-03-07 12:48 PM


HolaJohn's styFish.
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LT ~

lol Perhaps he could open up a Fish 'n Chicks place! ~ I mean, "Fish 'n Chips" place! He might have himself a 'whale' of a time! ~ I know, that's a groaner.


F.A.

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154 posted 2008-03-07 02:51 PM


earth angel,

dollmaker here may i climb in this fun ship?

i am in the mood for fun...

i love this great fun and funny poem!

kerri

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Kerri ~

But of course pip's living doll can board the PiP Ship Lollipop!

There may be a few shenanigans going on, so I will watch over you. I may be a Fallen Angel during this imaginary trip, but I'm STILL an 'angel'. lol

Looking forward to seeing you!

EA the Fallen Angel (but just for this trip!)


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156 posted 2008-03-07 05:17 PM


Well now what a great poem this is...is there any wonder it has so many replies? Linda a masterpiece..thank you..

Goldenrose.

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Goldenrose ~

Thank you, but I think the high number of replies has more to do with the fun, lively ~ and naughty! ~ bantering that has been going on, rather than with the merit of my poem! lol

A sense of humour is alive and well in pipland!


Linda

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Of course it is because of your poem. You started it, Falling A
We all love you and we all love John and we all wish each other happy with the purest love and friendship. If You fall, we fall. If he sinks we all get drowned.

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the can-can?? HAHAHAHAHAH....well what a way to make a come back! green garter belts and red knickers....Im ready!

silly you...VERY nice to see you again..and thank you for such a warm welcome back!

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So what's going on in here? Ohhhh, I see we have new guests aboard! Welcome to sweet Kerri, dear Phil, and welcome back to adorable "muted" Dawn!

Today I am in the mood of flying, soaring, circling above our ship and if you promise there won't be any pirates shooting at me, I will sit then on top of the mast and enjoy the view ... stop John before you get strange ideas! I am just the seagull Jonathan Livingstone! Richard Bach will forgive me ...

"There's got to be more to life than fighting for fish heads! "

love and wing-hugs
Margherita the seagull


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quote:
Please note that it was F.A. (Fallen Angel) whose mind was "in the galley"!!! ~ NOT E.A.'s!!!



Well pardon me
For getting my wires crossed
But I’ve been so long at sea
My mind has been lost

It must be the diet of crustacean
To which you referred
Or perhaps mental constipation
That has my focus blurred

As for my reply to Lady T
I can send you the pic
But don’t go blaming me
if it makes you sick

Yes Barnacle John has an appetite
For things smelling like fish
Now are you leading me on tonight
Or going to grant me my wish?

If so I must swash my buckle
Afore I delve into your treasure chest
But you must promise not to chuckle
And pretend to be impressed

Linda alas Fish & Chicks
Is not what I require
‘Tis an Angel with child bearing hips
That I truly desire

Given half a chance
I surely could make you ‘Whale’
Now drop Frederick’s pants
I need to repair the main sail

Now who’s this wanting to make merry
And join our motley crew
You say her name is Kerri
But Dollmaker will do ?

I have been ‘toying’ with the idea
Of getting on board some younger stuff
FA come back here, don’t go off in a huff
Your friend looks as if she could be great fun
A real living Doll (if you’ll pardon the pun)

And I have heard tell of that Goldenrose
Apparently he was constantly sick
When he served aboard the Moby Dick
At least that’s how the legend goe’s

Wasn’t that Muted on The Bounty?
I’ll have to ask Aunt Tom
She hails from LA county
(That’s where the Queen Mary comes from)

Maga is in the mood for flying I see
Keep an eye on her if she lands on the mast
Because what worries me
Is what she has been having for tea

The constant diet of fish I fear
May give her diaorrhhea
Because having one leg that is wooden
I cannot move to sudden

And we could all end up getting splashed..



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162 posted 2008-03-08 12:08 PM


I shall give a dash
to throw out lots and lots ringed mash
To get lots,lots of dolphins
and earn some cash
for the empty pool to re-fresh.

And Look,
Many gray fins are coming.

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Lady Tom ~

What a kind and generous thing to say!

~ I agree with what you say about FJL. Pip has been getting some wonderful new talent and with a terrific sense of humour!~ Like yourself!

Thank you!


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Muted One ~

It's great having you back! Loved your Can-Can! John was mesmerized and amazed at how high you can kick! Thanks for joining the PiP Ship Chorus Line! ~ and the green garter belt looked great on you! ~ but you neglected to wear the red knickers!?!? tsk tsk lol

Loves 'n laughs,

F.A.

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Margherita ~

I hadn't realized that you were part seagull, as well! That must be another reason that I like you so much! I adore seagulls! ~ and I loved that movie "Johnathan Livingston Seagull"! I never met a seagull that I didn't like!

Love to you Maga Margherita, the Dolphin/Seagull/Angel

Angelo Terrestre


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FJL ~

My word! You have a deliciously naughty pen !
I was enjoying the read immensely until I came to the following ~

"I have been ‘toying’ with the idea
Of getting on board some younger stuff"

Indeed, I am going "off in a huff"! ~ The nerve! I may no longer be as fresh as a daisy ~ but I have e-x-p-e-r-i-e-n-c-e!!! ~ and lots of it! I could give you a list of a hundred sailor boys who can attest to that!!

Signed
F.A. the Indignant! ~ and the Indecent! lol

John, you had me red britches in stitches!

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LT ~

Oh, no!!!!! Our poor Margherita the Senorita Tuna Dolphin. Perhaps her seagull and angel selves will be able to save her by rising her up out of the "Troubled Waters" on avian and celestial wings!



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You know what, F.A., after all I am a maga, I'll be INVISIBLE!
I'll safely travel through the dangerous waters and safely fly through bullets of any nature.
They yearn for younger "stuff" you see ... but you know what, I am ageless.
... at least that's what I try to tell myself for consolation! haha

The cruise continues.

Have a wonderful week all!

Love and joy.
... invisible Margherita (in one form or the other those who love me will still see me!)

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169 posted 2008-03-10 06:36 AM


Hahahaha....

A long time I see a poetry that tickles me.

Thanks for lightening up my day.

FNG

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Maga Senorita Margherita the Tuna/Dolphin/Seagull Angel
~ or more simply put MSMTDSA

You truly are an Angel Delight!

You may be "invisible" to others, but as you say, "those who love me will still see me".

I am one who is able to see you because I am one of those who loves you!

Angelo Terrestre

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FNG ~

Well, it certainly has been some time since I have seen those letters! It's good to 'C' you! ~ I mean, It's good to 'see' you! lol

~ and I see that you brought your funny bone along with you! I am pleased that my poem was able to tickle it for you and to "lighten up" your day!

Ships ahoy!

Giving you a warm, welcome-back hug,

Fallen Angel (I will soon be morphing back to Earth Angel)

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172 posted 2008-03-10 11:19 AM


One thing I have to make it clear is that when HulaJohn was splashed into water, I thought  that it must be fun when some sharks were around. Those gray fins were shark's not  dolphin's.


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LT ~

Ohh! I see! Point taken! I am so relieved for Margherita the Dolphin! ~ But what about my friend Hula John!?!?!

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174 posted 2008-03-10 11:25 AM


You, my dear. Aren't you just throw out a big hook? I mean the really BIG one?
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.
My Angel I really hate it so
When you are in a huff
But it does make your skin fairly glow
When you are in the buff

Now FA the Indecent, I do not need to know the recent
Subjects of your insatiable ardour
For it is well known that you, scuppered the Titanic crew
As well as the Spanish Armada

But after all is said & done
To me you will always be the only one
And if I had  choice of any exotic boquet
You would still be the one I’d pluck everyday


Ps, knowing how much you like a Cockatoo, please accept this one as a peace offering...( BTW, His name is Colin...)





                                

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quote:
invisible Margherita (in one form or the other those who love me will still see me!)

Every time I close my eyes
I see Margherita Up in the skies
Now you have ne’er seen a prettier sight
Than our Maga in full flight

Unless of course you’ve seen Aunt Tom
Circlin’ the ship with No fin on?
You may thinks she does this to entertain the troops
No way Jose’, She’s after my hula hoops!


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Lady Tom ~

By the poetic responses that John just wrote, I can see what you meant by that! John has indeed come by with a BIG one! ...... Oh, oh! I just reread your reply. It would seem that it was I with the big one by way of a "hook"! Silly little ole moi.


F.A.

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Dear John

Yes, if truth be known, I "scuppered the Titanic crew
As well as the Spanish Armada"

~ and look where that got me!!!

I graciously accept your 'piece' offering and will treasure for always, your little cockatoo.

F.A.

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HulaJohn, if I were you, I would choose my friends wisely.

I may be a fallen angel, but I still know a thing or two! ~ Beware of friendly fiends with grey fins!!!

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180 posted 2008-03-10 02:11 PM


Hula John ~

Here's a little ha ha for you.

~ What did the loose hen say to the other hen, when she was asked which rooster she preferred?

~ Any cockatoo! Ooops! I mean, any cockle do! lol

Thanks for the cockatoo graphic!


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181 posted 2008-03-10 02:20 PM


I love your style, Earth Angel!
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Margherita is a Hen now? I am starting to think she must be a chameleon...Oh you mean loosa as in easy! Right... I thought you meant loose as in.well being a Nurse you know what I mean Hope Alison, does not come in to night, you know how she is with chikin  ( BTW, Alison & I have been having a little bit on the side behind closed doors.... you might want to check it out A's post 'Shards' & 'Nasty Secrets' & mine, well, you'll see it)...Now before you go & get all prissy on me, I did own up before Aunt Tom ratted on me, that must count??
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My little Cockatoo (I hope you do not start fighting with my parrott)....So now you traded in the wings for fins? Hey I just had an idea. How about after the cruise is over (which at this rate is in danger of out running the Mousetrap) what say we take the show to Vegas? It would put that sideshow at Treasure Island to shame, and we could do a variation on the theme of one putting ones head in the Lion's mouth, picture this, instead of a Lion we have a Shark ( you) & in stead of putting my head in your mouth, I insert my....

A) Hook *

B) Pegleg *

C) Parrott *

* Cross out as applicable, alternatively, enter your own suggestion on a postcard in no more than 5,000 words..

Then we could round the show off by firing Aunt Tom from a cannon towards The Venitian & try to dislodge Maga who is sat on the roof ...Eat your heart out Circue De Solieil....


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184 posted 2008-03-10 02:55 PM


Too loud, too loud
Who is the cockatoo king?
before you get back to Lollipop
don't wake up the thunder storm queen

Hula John, are your till floating? or flying in the loop?

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185 posted 2008-03-10 02:58 PM


No fly, no loop de loop, up to my ears in Betty Boop......Who stole my feathered friend, Alison! you bring him back, it is not a Chickin!!! Hey EA, we got a magic parakeet up there 1 minute he was there next he had gone, was you playin' with my Co...lin??
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186 posted 2008-03-10 02:59 PM


sorry, in the oven!!!
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I would not eat him Aunt T, you have no idea where he has been...
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interesting!!!
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189 posted 2008-03-10 03:49 PM


Very cute great humor.
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This was very cute
fun to read
thanks for the smile


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matronmedusa ~

~ intriguing username!

Hi, there! Welcome aboard the pip ship! I read on your profile that you are a professional tattoo artist! I was thinking about having the Betty Boop angel graphic that I posted with this poem, emblazoned across my back! ~ What do you think? ~ Nah, I'm too chicken for the pain! lol

Giving you a warm, welcoming, pip hug,

F. A.
(Earth Angel's alter ego)

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A 'Dear John' Letter

Hula John

You three-timing hula hoop!
You've seen the last of Betty Boop!
I thought you were a stand-up guy,
But you kiss girls ~ then make them cry!
Sweet E.A. is more forgivin'
'Cause she's an angel straight from heaven.

~

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Hula John ~

Hmmm! Howsabout I stick your peg leg in YOUR moouth, you 3-timing hula hoop! Harrrumph!

(yer funny, John Boy!)

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Lady T ~

Oh, no! Hula John cannot come back on board the Lollipop! It was hard enough for me knowing that he's been carrying on with Margherita (his Angel Delight!!! Sheeesh!) ~ but now I have learned that Ms Alison is in the picture, as well! He's got alotta explainin' to do if he ever wants this fallen angel back! Grrrrrr



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Hula John ~

NO!!! I WASN'T PLAYING WITH YOUR ANYTHING!!!
I AM POUTING. YOU BROKE MY HEART AND I AM LICKING MY WOUNDS. (and laughing my head off lol)

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Balladino ~

Hi! Welcome aboard! Thank you for your "interesting" response! lol

Giving you a warm, welcoming hug,

F.A. (Earth Angel in disguise)


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Talyn ~

I read in your bio that you are in medicine! ~ Me too! Uppers, downers ~ and everything in between! lol Not really. Just my attempt at a 'sick' joke!

I'm glad that you enjoyed the spirit of this write!

Big hug ~ big smile,

F.A./B.B./E.A.

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198 posted 2008-03-11 12:43 PM


Charisma the Charming One is baaaack!

What a pleasant surprise to hear from you! I can see that you have maintained your sense of humour while you've been gone!

Giving you a warm, welcome-back hug and a big smiley face,

Moi

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199 posted 2008-03-11 01:31 PM


.


I was only having a bit of fun
But I sure will miss that Alison
She was a frisky so & so
Especially whilst dressed as an Eskimo

That Margherita was 3 birds in one
But I give you my word she too has gone
I’ll never again fool around in the dark
With Aunt Tom dressed up as a Shark

Take me back, Pretty please!
Can’t you see I am on my knees ?
Tell me what I have to do
To make you fall in love again with my Cockatoo  



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200 posted 2008-03-11 01:37 PM


The coconut tree sways in morning wind
Palm leaves caress  the golden fin of rising Sun
A little sand dun among the blue sea
An oasis a good place where mermaids sleep

Here climbed up the Hula John
from Shark teeth of ocean deep
He climbed up to the top of coconut tree
To wish Lollipop here to make his dream

There was a monkey wanted a drink
He picked Hula John and throw him down

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Hula John

I'll take you back,
~ if you'll be true,
For I sure have missed
your cockatoo!


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202 posted 2008-03-11 02:03 PM


Lady T ~

Yer story brings a tear ta me eye ...

~ 'n a laugh in me belly!

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203 posted 2008-03-11 06:21 PM


The thirsty monkey jumped off the tree
He picked 4 c-nuts but only found three
He scratched his head and looked at his toes
Did I count my fingers or did I count my feet?

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Margherita three birds in one?

What ya talkin’ about, hula John?
F.A. it’s not true that I’m gone!
A bird is a bird is a bird is a bird
I’m feathery light, my word!

And who suggested I was a hen?
I am the dove with a touch of Zen!
I use my wings to ascend and soar
Sprinkling peace upon every soul.

You see I must defend my reputation
After all the ambiguous conversation!
But now I am truly very pleased to hear
that love succeeded in drying every tear.

Hugs and smiles to all!
Margherita alias ... chameleon ? noooooo
just everything nice that fits my dreams


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205 posted 2008-03-12 01:27 PM


LT ~ That was sooooo cuuuuute!



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206 posted 2008-03-12 01:30 PM


Margherita la Senorita ~

"I am the dove with a touch of Zen!"

~ Yeppers! That ye be! ~ and sooooo much more! lol

Enjoyed your adorable little poem, Adorable One!

Love and hugs and smiles,
A. T.

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207 posted 2008-03-12 01:52 PM


Aunt Tom, get down outta that tree, I said you are nuts, not where are the nuts!!


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208 posted 2008-03-12 01:53 PM


Now you have given me another chance
My heart’s leap frogging with delight
And I can’t wait to rip off your Fredericks pants
Because on me they are just too damn tight

You have my word and can rest assured
There is no other bird who can match your snores
And just to prove how much I love you so
I decided to get your name tattooed down below

So there I am sitting below the decks
Trying really hard to flex my biceps
As Matron Medusa got out her gun
And her book of tatts & said choose one

I really did not know which I liked best
Betty Boop Sitting on my chest
Or an Angel complete with flaming halo
Wings tightly wrapped around my throbbing torso?

Then I remembered that a tatt is there for life
And how was I going to explain that to the wife
The answer came right out of the blue
So I’ve renamed you Colin after the Cockatoo

Ok, that’s it, this is where this voyage ends
I really enjoyed the trip, thank you my friends
So farewell & Adieu’ to this motley crew

It’s time for Margherita to spread her wings
And Aunt Tom to move on to better fins
After this marathon posting I’m close to collapse
FA let me know, if you want a close up of me tatts...

Thar She Blows !  


                      

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209 posted 2008-03-12 02:13 PM


Hula John was dreaming under the mild Mediterranean sun
Sea gulls glide above and dolphins was humming around
he was rocked tenderly by the gentle hand of green sea
Tons of tons of smiles broke the beach chair down.  

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210 posted 2008-03-12 02:22 PM


Hula John,

Perhaps you would like Matron Medusa to tattoo this picture of me on your burgeoning biceps.



The PiP Ship Lollipop is now docking. It has been fun having you aboard! Who says Brits are stiff? lol ~ I love your sense of humour!

I was wondering if your wife would mind if you were to go for a spin on my new Harley? I'll have you back to her before the sun sets! ~ or not!



Betty Boop Angel

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211 posted 2008-03-12 02:25 PM


Lady Tom ~

OOoooo, that was sooooo lovely!

~ Then the surprise ending made me split my Fredericks of Hollywood knickers! lol


B.B.A.

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212 posted 2008-03-12 03:49 PM


Allegedly, we Brits have a stiff upper lip, that is partly right! As for going for a ride on your Harley, I'm game as long as I can give you a ride on my custom chopper??


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213 posted 2008-03-13 09:25 AM


Hula John ~

B.B. the F.A. says, "Sounds like a plan!"

E.A. who is chaste and pure, says, "No way, Jose"!

~ and Linda is laughing her naughty little head off.

Signed,
Unknown

effjayel
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214 posted 2008-03-15 11:03 AM


Dear unknown
Your cover is blown
EA,BB,FA I know are one & the same
You cannot hide behind multiple names
Which is quite a shame
Because all of you on me have Groan…..

Could not leave post at 213, bad karma number lady…

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215 posted 2008-03-15 11:22 AM


John ~

How did you know that I had triskaidekaphobia!

Thanks! lol

Big hug 'n smiles across the miles,

EA,BB,FA

effjayel
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216 posted 2008-03-15 11:39 AM


So thats what these spots are called...at least I now know what cream to ask for....
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217 posted 2008-03-15 12:04 PM


Hula John

If your spots add up to thirteen,
That surely would be bad luck!
I suggest you try, a bar of lye,
And scrub all those red spots out!

Nurse Angel

effjayel
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218 posted 2008-03-15 12:26 PM


It's Ok, I'm allergic to jello, apparently it helps if I rub Betty Boop all over the affected parts 3 times a day....
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219 posted 2008-03-16 01:12 AM


Hula John

Okee dokie! I'll mix up some Betty Boop Goop to  put on your rash! It will clear it up faster than you can say, "Boop boop de doo Goo"!

N. A.

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