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Open Poetry #42

My Telepathic Timex

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-02-08 03:57 PM

I walked into a bar
Sat next to this blond fox,
Looked her up and down,
Then gandered at my watch.

She looked at me and asked:
"Is your date just running late?"
I said I didn't have one,
I wasn't here to wait.

I said I bought this new watch,
It has telepathy.
It says: "You're not wearing panties,
And this I need to see."

She replied with sympathy,
"Your watch is simply wrong,
Because I'm wearing panties,
Though it's just a thong."

I shook my head in disbelief,
And told my lady friend,
"This stupid watch is one hour fast,
I'll just set it back till "then".....

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

1 posted 2008-02-08 04:35 PM

Enjoyed toe!

ARCTIC WIND

amusemi
Senior Member

since 2001-12-08

Posts 1262
A State of Disarray

2 posted 2008-02-09 01:04 AM

Oh, too funny!

effjayel
Senior Member

since 2007-09-30

Posts 1474
At the Crossroads of Infinity

3 posted 2008-02-09 04:31 AM

Good one Toe, I'm still chuckling....

John

Paul Wilson

Member Elite

since 2002-07-07

Posts 4711
United States

4 posted 2008-02-09 09:14 AM

Toerag...Cute write. Glad to see you still have your wit and wisdom...Paul

~~To share my poems with you is to share my heart with you~~
Paul

hunnie_girl

Member Elite

since 2006-06-18

Posts 2567
Canada

5 posted 2008-02-10 01:54 AM

haha Toe, I always loved your poems they have always brightened upp my day, such wit... really enjoyed this one
Krysti

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