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effjayel
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At the Crossroads of Infinity

0 posted 2008-02-08 05:56 AM


AGED TO PERFECTION?


All the signs are there I'm getting old
My body can no longer stand the cold
Grey hairs are appearing on my chest
And I have to wear a thermal vest

In order to 'perform'
I have to know in advance
So I can recover from the effort
Of removing my underpants

I can still do all the things I did as a kid
But they take longer now than they ever did
Pop music today just get's on my wick
And I can't walk too far without the aid of a stick

Most of my hair is gone but my teeth are all my own
Or at least they will be when I've paid back the loan
I think I  saw an old friend today but I can't remember his name
I wonder how long he's had that walking frame?

But I have survived and am living proof
That you can grow old and still cling to your youth
And I can still hold my head in the air
Even if I have to be helped into my wheel chair

So please take pity the next time you see me
For although I may have exceeded my sell by date
The one thing  that I really hate
Is being told I'm past it at just 53!


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Alison
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Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy!
1 posted 2008-02-10 02:19 AM


Got me laughing, John.

Thank you.
A

effjayel
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2 posted 2008-02-10 05:51 AM


Alison,

You are welcome, thanks for reading & commenting.....

John

Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
3 posted 2008-03-25 05:27 PM


Chuckling here...






Toerag
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Ala bam a
4 posted 2008-03-25 07:36 PM


The desire's still there, but to his despair,
It grieves him to disclose,
What once was shared,
With lovin' care,
is but a water hose!!!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (03-27-2008 08:18 AM).]

Seoulair
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5 posted 2008-03-27 04:19 AM


very funny.
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6 posted 2008-03-27 08:37 AM



Balladeer
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7 posted 2008-03-27 11:41 PM


Hey, Effjayel! Man, you're not old
No matter what folks say.
It's all in your perspective.
Just look at it this way.

You're getting balder than an eagle now.
So what? You shouldn't care.
You don't see brand new babies come
Into this world with hair.

You're teeth are gone? Big deal, man.
Don't fret thinking about 'em.
Those newborn entering this world
Do pretty well without 'em.

You drool a lot? Well, so do they.
You wet your pants? Them, too!
You're just a geezer born again
Depends look well on you!

ILoveTheRain
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8 posted 2008-03-29 11:22 PM


Haha I love this. And to make you feel better, you're not old unless you think you are.

jwesley
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9 posted 2008-03-29 11:37 PM


lol...very kool, my friend...can truly relate...the "memory", whatever that it, is the bit that getting me though...

j.

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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10 posted 2008-03-30 01:15 AM


well I for one think you are a pretty cool 53yr old dude darling! LOL!  no, seriously, I do!!    love RDB

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

Roniece Dawson-Bruce
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11 posted 2008-03-30 01:16 AM


ok, I might have to go to confession for that one! LOL  

Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight.........

Robert E. Jordan
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12 posted 2008-03-30 08:47 AM


John,

53, hell your just a bunch of punk kids.

Bobby 71, going on 15.

Balladeer
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13 posted 2008-03-30 09:42 AM


53? Heck, when I was young, the Dead Sea was only sick!
effjayel
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At the Crossroads of Infinity
14 posted 2008-03-30 10:32 AM



Sunshine, Makes me chuckle also, trouble is, I can’t remember what it is I’m laughing at...

Toe, Fortunately the mind is also going so I cannot remember what it is I miss.

Seoulair, Thanks...

Dixie, That’s better, now let’s see even more of the same from you please...

Jess, Glad you like it, and you are right, age is all in the mind & I feel like an 18 year old... now , if only I could find one!

jwesley, at least we have a good excuse when we forget the “important” things...

Roniece, Thanks, I think !!

Bobby,  You made my day, never thought I’d be called a kid again, thanks !

‘Deer, when you were a kid, they were still writing on parchment....

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