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Balladeer's Guide To Saving Money $$

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2008-02-28 06:34 PM

REPOSTED PER BALLADEER'S REQUEST

I found this lovely photo
Of my dear friend Balladeer
We all know that he's frugal
Won't even shop at Sears

Seems he favors Walmart
Went to buy some briefs
Saw the price and said: "HELL NO!!"
These bags they have for free!!

TomMark
Member Elite

since 2007-07-27

Posts 2133
LA,CA

1 posted 2008-02-28 06:56 PM

Our beloved Sir Balldeer was on a tag
with a stunning cheapened price
Not because he was wrapped in plastic bag
but because his good friend Toerag

Who wanted a brag
so to profit from the gag if not being gaged

Toerag did not sell Balladeer in walmart
He sold him to war-mart (down there war and wal rhymes.)
And he greatly honored Balladeer with his neighbor's garden

[This message has been edited by TomMark (02-29-2008 12:43 PM).]

Oklahoma Rose
Senior Member

since 2008-02-28

Posts 1586
Oklahoma USA

2 posted 2008-02-28 09:12 PM

Oh my gosh! You guys crack me up.

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

3 posted 2008-02-28 09:41 PM

WOW!, thats very funny!

That look suits you lol

ARCTIC WIND

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

4 posted 2008-02-29 12:29 PM

That smiley face on the bag has a message for you, pond scum

amusemi
Senior Member

since 2001-12-08

Posts 1262
A State of Disarray

5 posted 2008-02-29 02:10 AM

I think you may have something here! With as much as women love to shop, this might be the perfect male lingerie!

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

6 posted 2008-02-29 04:48 AM

I thought an "X" was supposed to mark the Spot?!? ~ or is that a "G"? lol

Hmm, I see that his Sacral Chakra is smiling ~ and that's a good thang! Put it would be smiling even more if it were orange!

I must admit, that our 'deer' Balladeer would look even better if he was 'buck' naked!

Toe, this was hillarious! You are quite the comedic writer! ~ and a very fine fotograffer!

Here's a teensy little smooch for each of you!

Linda Lou LaBelle

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (02-29-2008 05:20 AM).]

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