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Gunslinger
Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 901
TX, USA

0 posted 2007-10-09 11:13 PM



Glen starts the ball a'rollin-
'Bout cowboys don't wear crocs.
I guess that true, none of them do-
An' most don't wear no socks.

But since he set pace, I guess...
I'll let him be my teacher.
I'll tell a tale that I once heard,
About them Baptist preachers.

'Twas show and tell down at the school,
Jim brought his Uncle Gus.
A cowhand from the Pecos-
And a quite unruly cuss.

The school marm said, "If you will, sir-
Explain the garb you wear."
And Gus replied, with lots of pride-
'It goes with my leather chair.'

From where I sat, he doffed his hat-
Said, "This here's my sombrero-
Protects me from the rain and sun,
And makes a decent pillow.

This leather vest protects my chest,
When icy northers blow-
And leave my wings, free to swing-
The noose I have to throw.

These batwing chaps across my lap-
Are worth their weight in gold,
They turn the thorns, and sometimes horns,
And shield me from the cold.'

The schoolmarm said, "And on your feet-
Pray tell of your footwear."
He smiled and said, I shook my head-
"Why, ma'am, them's Nike airs."

"If I wore boots," he shook his head-
While eyeing that there teacher-
I'd be afraid I'd be mistook-
For some blamed Baptist preacher."

© Copyright 2007 John R. Yaws - All Rights Reserved
jwesley
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563
Spring, Texas
1 posted 2007-10-09 11:23 PM


Haven't read you in ages my friend....and you haven't changed a bit.  Loved this...especially the end...

jwesley

Marchmadness
Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 9271
So. El Monte, California
2 posted 2007-10-10 01:06 AM


You're priceless, Gunslinger.
Your brand of humor reminds me of my Dad.
                                  Ida


latearrival
Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499
Florida
3 posted 2007-10-25 01:39 AM


I missed this one somehow. Love it. "late"
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