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Open Poetry #41

Balladeer, Family Famous

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2007-09-08 04:28 PM

Balladeer's goal in life
Was to be a football star,
Trained with pain and dedicated
To be a first string guard.

The scouts had heard about him
Came knocking at his door,
They were greeted by his momma
And wanted "Deer" no more.

Bally's mom was six foot eight,
Shoulders broad and wide,
Ran a 40 in 4.3
Bench pressing 505.

Bally went to golfin'
A gentleman's type game
His momma's on the Dolphins
Brought her tons of fame.

She's just one of the guys now,
Tough like all the boys,
Shoots up that testosterone
And other such steroids.

Hair on her chin and on her chest,
Spit's 'tabacca' in a can
She's about the very best
As good as any man!!!

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

1 posted 2007-09-08 05:35 PM

Explains the genes.

Hi you awnry old coot! It's good to see you alive and scrappin'. Guess you can still run faster than a 'deer.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

2 posted 2007-09-08 05:38 PM

So that's where Ballsadeer got his Balls! Now tell us about his pappy! lol I bet he's a purdy thang.

Enjoyed reading you again! Hope all is well with you!

Loves 'n laughs,
Linda

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

3 posted 2007-09-09 04:29 PM

Enjoyed...James

aziza
Member Elite

since 2006-07-09

Posts 2995
Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy!

4 posted 2007-09-09 05:00 PM

This made me laugh.

Thank you.
A

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

5 posted 2007-09-16 09:18 PM

Toe,

It's good to see that even though I've been gone a long while that you guys have not lost your love (or sense of humor) for each other.

Hope all is well with you!

Corinne

Elizabeth Santos
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-11-08

Posts 9269
Pennsylvania

6 posted 2007-09-16 09:53 PM

Ah, I'm starting to feel at home again.
Just love those "bad boys" of PIP
Liz

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