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Earth Angel
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0 posted 2007-08-21 12:31 PM



Artist: Walt Disney

Flory le Pew
~ Linda L. Dowd ~

My legs are short and wobbly,
I go hunting for bugs at night.
My tail is wide and bushy,
And I’m black with a stripe of white.

Whenever I'm smelling danger,
I raise my tail up high,
And spray my stinky perfume,
Which makes the culprit cry.

I break into gales of laughter,
As humans rip off their clothes.
Dousing themselves in tomato juice,
While pinchin' their twitchin' nose!

~ * ~

Good evening! My name is Flory!
I’m full of fun and spunk.
Would you like to smell my essence?
~ It's “L’eau de Toilette de Skunk!”

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© Copyright 2007 Linda L. Dowd - All Rights Reserved
JL
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1 posted 2007-08-21 12:39 PM


P-U!!

You are a stinker!
Silly too.

JL


iliana
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2 posted 2007-08-21 01:01 PM


Too cute!  When we were kids, my older sister captured a baby skunk.  They sure are cute critters.  We were going to have it de-skunked, but in the end, if my memory serves me correctly, she let it back into the wild.  Memories, memories.   Bunches of hugs........lily jo
LeeJ
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3 posted 2007-08-21 02:17 PM


LOL, the moment I opened this and saw him...well, they could hear me laughing down the hall....and then your poem, matched perfectly, love the humor, which is the beauty of you Linda...thank you

hugs
Lee J.

Bobby Jordan
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4 posted 2007-08-21 02:51 PM


Earth Angel,

Very good work.  

That's the way it is with skunks, amazing creatures.

Bobby

MoonShadow
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5 posted 2007-08-21 03:18 PM


Cute... brings smiles.... Thanks.

          MoonShadow
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aziza
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6 posted 2007-08-21 04:17 PM


Linda

You make me smile

Alison

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7 posted 2007-08-21 11:16 PM


JL ~

Hey! I'm just the messenger! lol

Loves 'n Laughs 2 U, Tex Man!

Lindy Lou ~ not Flory le Pew!


Earth Angel
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8 posted 2007-08-21 11:24 PM


iliana ~

I would imagine that misce' would have let the  critter go.

Flower the skunk was Pepe le Pew's girlfriend. I loved those Disney animations. In my poem I gave her a nickname and and Pepe' last! They deserved to be together forever and forever! lol

Loving hug,
Linda

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9 posted 2007-08-21 11:29 PM


Lee J ~

I can just picture you laughing out loud at work! You have such a great sense of humour! I'm glad you enjoyed this silly side of my writing! It was fun to do!

Big hug 'n a big smile,

Linda

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10 posted 2007-08-21 11:30 PM


Bobby ~

Thank you!

~ and I've never met a skunk I didn't like! lol


EA

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11 posted 2007-08-21 11:31 PM


MoonShadow ~

Putting a "smile" on a reader's face, puts one on my own!

Smiling here,
EA

Earth Angel
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12 posted 2007-08-21 11:35 PM



aziza

Thank you, Alison!

Would care for a sample of Le Pew Perfume?!?



Linda



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13 posted 2007-08-22 01:11 PM


ROFLMAO... Thanks for the offer... but ... I think I'll stick with MY black and white critters... they may be little stinkers, but they're not in Flory's league! LOL

What a cute lil pole cat you've brought into our midst! *S*

The Lady
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14 posted 2007-08-24 12:58 PM



oh... adorable Linda Angel!

iliana
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15 posted 2007-08-24 01:45 AM


Of course, misc'e would...but it was my older sister, whom pipsters do not know, who let our little skunk go.  They do make sweet pets, yano....stinky but sweet.  

And yes, the two should be together forever and ever.  *smiles*  

Pepe le Pew was always one of my favorites!   .......lily jo

Earth Angel
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16 posted 2007-08-24 09:56 PM


suthern one ~

Belle, I love your earthy laughs! I can hear them all the way up here in Canada!

Big hug to you!

Love,
Linda

Earth Angel
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17 posted 2007-08-24 09:59 PM


lily jo ~

Aha! Now that makes sense! lol

It would be so nice if your older sister would post with pip as well!

Loves 'n hugs,
Lindy Lou

Earth Angel
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18 posted 2007-08-24 10:03 PM


Lady Kate ~

Thanks for the "adorable", Adorable!

Loves 'n hugs,
LA

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