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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 Artist: Scott Coleman Hog Yeller’s Bog ~ Linda L. Dowd ~ Moonshiner rednecks, at Hog Yeller's Bog, With eyes buggin' out, like yellow-bellied frog. Tongues hanging down, and brains fulla booze, Belly-scratching swamp men, hillbilly schmooze. There's belchin' and burpin', and slobberin' down shirt. Horseflies buzzin' about, Pigs rollin' in the dirt. Cain't win for losin', so they don't even try. Just knockin' back moonshine, ~ "Here's mud in yer eye!" . |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
sounds like some of my family  rofl this was great!  |
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JL Member Ascendant
since 2004-04-01
Posts 6128Texas, USA |
"Cain't win for losin', so they don't even try. Just knockin' back moonshine, ~ "Here's mud in yer eye!"" HEY! That's my diner. I go there every weekend. Heehee... You are just too cute. Love this!! I needed a laugh this morning You ARE an Earth Angel.  JL  What I used to do with one hand tied behind my back now requires every muscle in my body, cohesively. |
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RogueandPoet Member
since 2007-06-04
Posts 126Oregon |
That's livin'!!!!!! |
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dingusjr Member
since 2003-09-24
Posts 415Missouri |
Now this was cute! I always try to read your poems, Earth...and should respond more, I know. |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
Angel One, this is adorably cute *grins* You been hanging out with my family??!!?! lol I love the graphic, I collect Coca Cola stuff, the old metal pictures and advertisements and such *grins* My kitchen, eventually, will look like a soda shoppe, with all my CC prizes adorning the walls and cupboards Sheli By words the mind is winged |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL good stuff here |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Ummm, are there any of them mens left fir me? |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL ... loved this Linda!  I could almost hear the banjo pickin' in the background as I read this ... much enjoyed the twang to the words you used too. Best wishes, /Kit |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
SEA ~ Susan, it sounds as tho' you come from one mighty charming and genteel family! ~ What happened to you?!? lol  Hugs 'n glugs, Linda [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (06-27-2007 11:23 AM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
JL ~ Cares if Ize joins ya fer sum vittles at yer diner? ~ Ize hopes dat day serves up possum tales 'n gizzards! ~ and lotsa moonshine on tap! Hugs 'n glugs, EA |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
R & P ~ Yeppers! Dats da kinda life worth livin'!!! Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dingus One ~ Hi, stranger! It was such a surprise to hear from you! I have a pint of moonshine waitin' here fer ya that I distilled all by myself!  Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Divinely Chaotic One ~ Greetings, Sheli! Your kitchen sounds absolutely inviting, interesting, and charming ~ just like your relatives! lol Hugs 'n glugs of CC, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Dixie ~ Sound familiar ta ya?!? lol Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
aziza ~ NOPES! Dems all MINE! Yer mighty cute but doze guys likes dems wimmen UGLY! Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ms. Kit-ten ~ Yer just a hog yeller's distance away from me, so hows about you droppin' by fer some of the best brewed moonshine ya ever had? ~ It's 'still' the best in this 'red'neck of the woods! lol Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou La Belle |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
too, too cute! Lovin' this! Hey, I've raised a few of dem de'r hogs, and they's real smart, dey is... Neber raised da moonshine--maybes a good idear, eh? Much enjoyed your humor and versatility as a poetess. Have a great week, Linda! misce' |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
I'm enjoying coming back to read your responses ... as well as the poem Miss Lindy Lou La Belle, lol. Best wishes and hugs, /Kit |
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secondhanddreampoet Member Ascendant
since 2006-11-07
Posts 6394a 'Universalist' ! |
super EXCELLENT 'write'! [great fun 'read'!!] major applause!! |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Boy, Linda, this really makes ya thankful for everyting ya have...not to mention the humor, but the realistic tang to it...very well done...enjoyed...  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
misc' ~ Well, Missy Misc', I reckon ya jest made my day! I ain't about to take offence agin when peoples call me Sue-eee! I'll be downright flattered! Thank ya kindly fer settin' me straight on dat! Ise one smart little swamp piggy! Glugs 'n piggy hugs, Lindy Lou Sue |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Ms Kit-ten ~ Y'all come back now, ya hear! Yer company puts da corn on my dog! ~ and the moon in me shine! Hopes ya kin drop by fer some slimy slugs, lizard gizzards, 'n frogs legs! ~ Dems jumpers grows pretty big downs here at Hog Yeller's Bog! Hugs, slugs, 'n glugs, Lindy LouLa Belle |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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SHDP ~ Howdy, Dreamer! Yer blast of applaws near knocked me on me can! Now I've fallen and I cain't get up! Iza suppozin' dat if youse were to call me Sue-eee, dat dat woods get me back up on me pigs feet! (Ize jest learned dats pigs are real smart!) Fer bein' so nice, Iza savin' a spot of moonshiner whiskey fer ya! Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
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Lovable Lee ~ Hi, y'all! Dat de'r twang comes naturally, Ms Lee! Ize born 'n raised 'n da Ozarks! I reckon ya kin take a gal outta da country but ya cain't take da country outta da girl! Iza pure bred! We keeps with our own!  Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
LOL long as ya'll keeps with me...yanno? hugs to ya |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lovable Lee ~ Weeze brothahs 'n sistahs alls stick together like white on rice! As the sayin' goes, "Blood is thicker than gin!" Loves ya, sistah! Lindy Lou |
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EvocativeVerse2 Senior Member
since 2003-09-10
Posts 1279 |
I haven't visited these pages in oh so ever long...but I scrolled down to this immediately for I knew you'd make me smile. Thanks! |
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Roniece Dawson-Bruce Member Ascendant
since 2000-01-29
Posts 5689Sydney, Australia |
Hi Linda... can't believe I overlooked this one! What a fabulous read... thank you for sharing I hope you are well and doing ok? RDB Be kind at heart....for everyone you meet has their own battle to fight......... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
EV2 ~ Purdy Boy, where da Yell-ers hav ya bin?!? Weeze bin missin' ya heres in da Bog! Ya puts all da guys here ta shame withs ya mighty good lookuns ~ and yas kin ev'n writes purdy poetry ta boot! Come by little ole Lindy Lou's fer some swill dat will thrill ya! ~ Dats shore ta add an inch er two ta yer comely smiley face! So goods ta hears from ya! Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lula Bell |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
RDB ~ Roniece, its mighty good ta hear from ya! Hopes alls well in da land down under! Do drops by fer a spot of moonshiner tea 'n lady fingers (da real kind! ~ Not dems fancy schmancy cookie types!) Only da best fer ya! Ta Ta fer now! (Ise gettin' genteel in me old age!) Hugs 'n glugs of moonshiner tea, Lindy Lou |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
wait up a minit Linda Angel I b'lieve I know these here fellers they usta live down the road a piece you could smell that 'shine a mile away might near get pie eyed from the smell alone fun I love it |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Another delightful read from you, my friend. |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
I come back to this .. just to smile And, I can too have one - I can be ugly too, ya know. (Crosses my eyes, bucks my teeth and waddles out) |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lady Kate ~ Dems vapors is mighty powerfull! I reckon ya got a perdy good buzz on if ya was downwind from dem de'r stills! Come 'round da bog and gets some of the real stuff! That'll put the curl in yer shorties! Hugs 'n glugs, Ms Lindy Lou Sue |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Smartest Chick ~ Howdy, Sue-eee! That's a right smart name, yas got! Ise proud ta knows ya! Hugs 'n glugs 'n piggy hugs, Lindy Lou Sue |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Alison ~ Ya kin cross yer eyes, bucks yer pearlies, 'n waddles all ya wants, but yer still too perdy fer dems rednecks! D'ere ain't NOOO-BUDDDY as U-G-L-Y as yers trooly! Isa safe in holdin' d'ere moonshiner hearts! Hugs 'n glugs Ms Sue-eee |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles) 'N I reckon Ah'll be down there faster than a stump-tailed cow in fly time meself, heh heh! (giggles) This is a mighty fine cute write baked with that downhome goodness, sweet friend, I remember it and love it more than ever, yay, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Noah ~ I reckon yer my kinda peoples! Brings yer appetite down ta Lindy Lula Belles kinchen and Iza gonna fix ya a mess of collards 'n greens! ~ Green snakes, dat is! Then we'll glug moonshine away all day! Luvsya, Lindy Lou |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
WHEN did you visit my neck of the woods? LOL I have cousins that greatly resemble this. *G* And yes... this definitely deserves a twang! *G* Delightful!! |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Hey Sweet Earth Angel The picture in this post reminds me of a place not far from here, just a ghost of a place, no longer open. I love feeling your imagination take flight in your poetry. Just great! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
suthern belle ~ If deys anyting like youze iz, deys my kinda folks! Dems belly-scratchin' schmoozers shore knows how ta have a good time! Dey don't calls us kissin' cousins fer nuttin! Burps 'n slurps, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Klassy Karen ~ Best ya checks out da back of dat place! Might be some moonshiner whiskey 'still' lurking abouts! The older ~ the bedder! Slurps 'n burps, Lindy Lou Sue-eee |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Lindy Lou, I gots one 'O them good ol' boys sittin right cher! I cain't allow fer huntin' up anothern'. I'd have to give that man tamer (rollin' pin) double duty then fer sur...and it's nigh on to wearin' out now! *squeeze* |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Klassy One???? lol Iza bettin' dem boyz luvs ta get beat with a tamer ~ when its you whose doin' the tamin'. Bottoms up! Lindy Lulu Belle |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
ea i enjoyed this poem very much so! ARCTIC WIND |
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